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America Will Indeed See Willem Dafoe’s Bloody Ejaculation

By Richard Lawson on May 21, 2009 at 5:45 AM

Lars von Trier’s ball-banging, blood-coming horror flick Antichrist has been picked up by an American distributor at Cannes. IFC Films will take the America-hating filmmaker’s crazy Willem Dafoe movie to the people he hates. This is the new cinematic diplomacy! Hope and change and bloody penises and all. [IndieWire]

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  • depardoo
    May 21, 2009 at 7:14 AM

    @allyzay:

    I'll be here 'til Tuesday.

    depardoo

  • allyzay
    May 21, 2009 at 7:10 AM

    @depardoo: instantrimshot.com

  • depardoo
    May 21, 2009 at 6:58 AM

    @allyzay:

    Have you never been punched savagely about the genitals and then enthusiastically jerked off by your attacker? Angry sex has been a constant theme in my life. After all, I'm married.

    depardoo

  • Major_Major
    May 21, 2009 at 6:49 AM

    @allyzay: Well now I'm sold.

  • allyzay
    May 21, 2009 at 6:32 AM

    i just don't understand the dynamics of what has been described as occurring in this particular portion of the movie.

  • depardoo
    May 21, 2009 at 6:12 AM

    My balls just fully retracted into my body.

    depardoo

  • a boy and his dog
    May 21, 2009 at 6:10 AM

    Yuck.

    a boy and his dog

  • RheaPollstry
    May 21, 2009 at 6:01 AM

    For the most awesome blood ejaculation ever filmed, you must watch "Nekromantik":

    [www.imdb.com]

  • bytememehard
    May 21, 2009 at 6:00 AM

    Please tell me this is the British usage of "bloody" -- as in, Bloody hell!

  • HiredGoons
    May 21, 2009 at 5:58 AM

    I like his movies, but I imagine he's a real sunnuvabitch.

  • seyswho
    May 21, 2009 at 5:51 AM

    Cool, so they won't even have to use any special effects.

  • allyzay
    May 21, 2009 at 5:51 AM

    i read my favorite review of this film today, where the reviewer mentions the female genital mutilation, the bloody handjob, all sorts of nastiness -- and then adds, "other highlights include a talking fox"!!

  • seyswho
    May 21, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    @Cutting Makes You Sexy: Oh yeah, scissor me timbers!!!

  • radrider82
    May 21, 2009 at 8:27 AM

    @allyzay:

    big deal! I see talking foxes all the time. Mmmm...Paxil time!

    radrider82

  • Plankton420
    May 21, 2009 at 8:09 AM

    Hey, Peter Greenaway had a kid circumcise HIMSELF with a pair of scissors in "Drowning By Numbers."

    Of course, there's no comparison until I can see "Antichrist" (probably not much of a comparison after I see it, too -- both directors are fairly unique...).

  • kathotdog
    May 21, 2009 at 7:38 AM

    He filmed the killing of a donkey in a recent film and now he graduated to fake hard-core torture porn for this film. I can't wait to see what comes next!

  • allyzay
    May 21, 2009 at 7:34 AM

    @dolemite1975: but a talking fox!

  • dolemite1975
    May 21, 2009 at 7:26 AM

    @allyzay: Scissors! Oh, goodness, that's the part that made me want to barf...and close my legs.

  • robotsattack
    May 21, 2009 at 7:23 AM

    @allyzay:

    I think I just barfed.

    robotsattack

  • Cutting Makes You Sexy
    May 21, 2009 at 7:17 AM

    @bytememehard:

    Bloody Penis! Works.

    Scissored Clitoris! Does not work so well.

    Cutting Makes You Sexy

  • Mediokra
    May 21, 2009 at 7:15 AM

    @RheaPollstry: Good god, how many blood ejaculate movies are there?

    Mediokra

  • zibby
    May 21, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    @allyzay: So shocking. Oh well, I guess the guy needs some way to get people talking about his latest piece of crap.

    zibby

  • intime
    May 22, 2009 at 4:07 AM

    Yuck.

    I will avoid this at all costs.

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