Thursday, May 28, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam
Which British Model Blamed Swine Flu For Her Recent Stint In Detox?
11:37PM Richard Lawson | Today we have a Broadway star who woos ladies with indecent pictures, a rock and roll grrl who likes ‘em younger and female, a bitchy hat-wearing actress (we all know who she is), and a drugged-out British model. More »
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Vice Sells Out Un-Ironically
11:35PM Hamilton Nolan | The indie Vice Magazine is trying to be the coolest magazine in the world and, simultaneously, the biggest bunch of sellouts ever to walk the streets of Williamsburg, in an effort to see if it’s actually possible to bend over backwards far enough to give a blowjob to oneself. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Chace Crawford Hooks Up In The Hamptons With Swimsuit Models
10:51PM the cajun boy | Chace Crawford has a new swimsuit model love interest, Susan Boyle freaks out in a fit of rage on strangers and cops in London, Jon and Kate are manipulating their kids, Rihanna will get virtually naked in a new Kanye video, and Anna Wintour wants to be ambassador to Britain. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
3:44PM Jess McGuire | Today’s clip comes via Lily Allen. I wish I could say she sent it to me personally with a little note attached saying “Love you so hard, Defamer Australia. Let’s have a drink when I get to Melbourne in June!” but alas, I just grabbed it from her Twitter page. More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day II
3:44PM Jess McGuire | Today’s clip comes via Lily Allen. I wish I could say she sent it to me personally with a little note attached saying “Love you so hard, Defamer Australia. Let’s have a drink when I get to Melbourne in June!” but alas, I just grabbed it from her Twitter page. More »
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Kanye West Doesn’t Read, Only Co-Writes Crap Books
3:36PM the cajun boy | Despite being the son of an English professor, maniacal all-caps blogger Kanye West claims he’s a “proud non-reader,” though he’s co-written a book of “Kanye-isms” that he thinks you should totally read. It’s 52 pages long, some of which are completely blank! More »
Music
1:26PM Jess McGuire | Love, is there anything it can’t do? Probably, but it’s best not to think too hard about the topic and just let yourself get swept away by romantic and dramatic statements like “my wife saved me from dying of an overdose outside the Viper Room” from showbiz types like David Campbell. More »
“My Missus Saved Me!” Says David Campbell
1:26PM Jess McGuire | Love, is there anything it can’t do? Probably, but it’s best not to think too hard about the topic and just let yourself get swept away by romantic and dramatic statements like “my wife saved me from dying of an overdose outside the Viper Room” from showbiz types like David Campbell. More »
Small Screen
12:54PM Jess McGuire | Remember that British soap that appeared on the ABC (I think) during the nineties called This Life? I loved it. The adventures of Miles, Egg, and the fabulous chain-smoking Anna kept me enthralled, and there was enough nudity to ensure I kept my teen eyes peeled to the screen at all times. More »
Stuff This Life
12:54PM Jess McGuire | Remember that British soap that appeared on the ABC (I think) during the nineties called This Life? I loved it. The adventures of Miles, Egg, and the fabulous chain-smoking Anna kept me enthralled, and there was enough nudity to ensure I kept my teen eyes peeled to the screen at all times. More »
Online
Yelp Sorry About Ruining Anti-Rape Message
11:48AM Ryan Tate | Whoops: Yelp signed up “SF Women Against Rape” as a sponsor of its email newsletter, then ran their ad under an insinuating headline about bicycles that read, “Put the Fun Between Your Legs.” Cue the outrage! More »
Small Screen
11:37AM Jess McGuire | Neighbours may be trailing Home & Away when it comes to rainbow storylines but there’s one competition they’ll always win against their soap nemesis – Best Celebrity Cameos. Google Alert-loving pop star Lily Allen is apparently planning to appear on Neighbours. More »
Lily Allen’s Heading To Ramsay Street
11:37AM Jess McGuire | Neighbours may be trailing Home & Away when it comes to rainbow storylines but there’s one competition they’ll always win against their soap nemesis – Best Celebrity Cameos. Google Alert-loving pop star Lily Allen is apparently planning to appear on Neighbours. More »
People
11:25AM Jess McGuire | Flicking through assorted ladymags this week, I stumbled upon the best poem ever written. It was penned by former rugby league star Jason Stevens to propose marriage to his girlfriend Beck Ford, and it is awesome. Not enough poetry includes the words “rugby league”, “Mariah Carey”, and repeated references to Guy Sebastian and a mate named Gary. More »
The Greatest Australian Poem Ever Written
11:25AM Jess McGuire | Flicking through assorted ladymags this week, I stumbled upon the best poem ever written. It was penned by former rugby league star Jason Stevens to propose marriage to his girlfriend Beck Ford, and it is awesome. Not enough poetry includes the words “rugby league”, “Mariah Carey”, and repeated references to Guy Sebastian and a mate named Gary. More » 