Wednesday, May 20, 2009
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Violent Pirate Pilot Silent; Hater Paper Savors His Capers
11:37PM Hamilton Nolan | Abduwali Abdukhadir Muse, the surviving teenage Somali pirate, was back in court yesterday, making the best of his unplanned NYC visit. So far his main contribution has been to stimulate New York Post headline writers: More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Which Actor Is Sabotaging His More Successful Wife’s Career?
11:36PM Richard Lawson | Today we have a rockstar with fucked up eyeballs, our drugged out actress from yesterday who is also hooking for powder, and an actor jealous of his successful wife. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Anna Wintour To Oprah: ‘Lose Some Weight, Fatass!’
9:15PM the cajun boy | Anna Wintour told Oprah that she needed to drop at least twenty pounds to be featured on the cover of Vogue and Chase Crawford is set to star in the remake of Footloose. More »
Small Screen
Jimmy Kimmel Destroys ABC At ABC Upfronts
7:04PM the cajun boy | TV host and comedian Jimmy Kimmel had what the Times’ Dave Itzkoff termed as a “‘Jerry Maguire’-like moment” while delivering an address to potential advertisers at US network ABC’s upfront presentation on Tuesday, and it was simply awesome. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
4:59PM Jess McGuire | Clem “CLAM BESTOF” Bastow, you’ve outdone yourself. More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day II
4:59PM Jess McGuire | Clem “CLAM BESTOF” Bastow, you’ve outdone yourself. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
4:22PM Jess McGuire | Today’s Clip Of The Day comes courtesy of reader Naomi, who says “Don’t know if you’ve seen this or the accompanying cat yodelling video, but it’s good. Long, but full of cute cats and nerdy boys and ensuing hilarity.”. Cats? Nerds? Hilarity? I’m in! More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
4:22PM Jess McGuire | Today’s Clip Of The Day comes courtesy of reader Naomi, who says “Don’t know if you’ve seen this or the accompanying cat yodelling video, but it’s good. Long, but full of cute cats and nerdy boys and ensuing hilarity.”. Cats? Nerds? Hilarity? I’m in! More »
Big Screen
1:22PM Jess McGuire | Although I horribly stated yesterday Ajay Rochester (remember her? She used to be the host of The Biggest Loser…) isn’t likely to end up on the ever-growing list of Aussies Who Done Good overseas (I AM SORRY, FRIEND OF AJAY!), one name we probably can safely add to the names of expats whose careers we heartily embrace is former Home & Away actor Chris Hemsworth. More »
Chris Hemsworth Wins Role In Blockbuster (And Taylor Swift’s Heart)
1:22PM Jess McGuire | Although I horribly stated yesterday Ajay Rochester (remember her? She used to be the host of The Biggest Loser…) isn’t likely to end up on the ever-growing list of Aussies Who Done Good overseas (I AM SORRY, FRIEND OF AJAY!), one name we probably can safely add to the names of expats whose careers we heartily embrace is former Home & Away actor Chris Hemsworth. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
12:45PM Jess McGuire | It continues! Ol from Fizzy.com followed up his brilliant Christine Marinoni/Alan Tudyk connection with another fine pairing of faces. More »
Uncanny Celebrity Lookalikes – Part II
12:45PM Jess McGuire | It continues! Ol from Fizzy.com followed up his brilliant Christine Marinoni/Alan Tudyk connection with another fine pairing of faces. More »
Music
11:47AM Jess McGuire | Bless you, Lily Allen. She’s helped out the tabloids who are unable to get their paparazzi contacts “on location” while she enjoys an African safari by updating her Twitter account with photos and anecdotes, and by god – she looks fantastic! More »
Lily Allen Looks Great!
11:47AM Jess McGuire | Bless you, Lily Allen. She’s helped out the tabloids who are unable to get their paparazzi contacts “on location” while she enjoys an African safari by updating her Twitter account with photos and anecdotes, and by god – she looks fantastic! More »
People
10:59AM Jess McGuire | Look, it hasn’t all been rainbows and puppies and jolly times since Howard was voted out of office. But we did get an apology to the Stolen Generation pretty early into the Labor government’s reign of plasma television giveaways, and the folks at Rove (here’s looking at you, Ryan Shelton) appear to be making good use of Kevin Rudd’s jet-setting adventures every Sunday night, so I’m still a much happier citizen than I was back when the Coalition ran the country. Does this make me a simpleton? I don’t care. More »
Jackie Kelly’s Idiot Husband Punished
10:59AM Jess McGuire | Look, it hasn’t all been rainbows and puppies and jolly times since Howard was voted out of office. But we did get an apology to the Stolen Generation pretty early into the Labor government’s reign of plasma television giveaways, and the folks at Rove (here’s looking at you, Ryan Shelton) appear to be making good use of Kevin Rudd’s jet-setting adventures every Sunday night, so I’m still a much happier citizen than I was back when the Coalition ran the country. Does this make me a simpleton? I don’t care. More » 
