Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam
Which Celebrity Couple Is Terminating Their Marriage Contract?
11:42PM Richard Lawson | Today we have a Correspondents Dinner hook up, an actor who’s embarrassed about being short, and a big couple that’s breaking up their business arrangement. More »
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2:38PM Jess McGuire | It’s always nice when foreign celebrities validate the existence of the land down under by expressing a deep love for all things Australian. It makes me feel extremely patriotic, like I want to go and paint my face with zinc and run around wearing the flag as a cape at music festivals whilst behaving in a thoroughly disgraceful way. So you can imagine how chuffed I learned Janice Dickinson is rather partial to a bit of girt by sea! More »
Janice Dickinson Loves Australia
2:38PM Jess McGuire | It’s always nice when foreign celebrities validate the existence of the land down under by expressing a deep love for all things Australian. It makes me feel extremely patriotic, like I want to go and paint my face with zinc and run around wearing the flag as a cape at music festivals whilst behaving in a thoroughly disgraceful way. So you can imagine how chuffed I learned Janice Dickinson is rather partial to a bit of girt by sea! More »
People
1:20PM Jess McGuire | Australia’s favourite de facto son-in-law Brian McFadden will be stoked to learn that his batshit crazy ex-wife Kerry “Chipshop” Katona has been making public digs about his sexual prowess. Better be careful, Kerry – Delta may have innocent eyes, but bitch’d claw your eyes out in a cat fight. More »
Brian McFadden Is Lousy In The Sack?
1:20PM Jess McGuire | Australia’s favourite de facto son-in-law Brian McFadden will be stoked to learn that his batshit crazy ex-wife Kerry “Chipshop” Katona has been making public digs about his sexual prowess. Better be careful, Kerry – Delta may have innocent eyes, but bitch’d claw your eyes out in a cat fight. More »
People
1:05PM Jess McGuire | Brace yourselves, Defamer Australia readers, for it is time for another exciting instalment of Bingle’N'Pup Watch. What’s happening with Confidential’s favourite couple? Are they still together? More »
Bingle’N’Pup Watch: “We Had Eight Cameras Where We Park Our Car In Our Garage”
1:05PM Jess McGuire | Brace yourselves, Defamer Australia readers, for it is time for another exciting instalment of Bingle’N'Pup Watch. What’s happening with Confidential’s favourite couple? Are they still together? More »
Music
10:28AM Jess McGuire | Now that people have stopped trying to mug him in the street and steal his meatball sandwiches, Guy Sebastian has been able to focus all his energies on making it big overseas. And from the sounds of it, he’s edging closer and closer to earning the right to be called Our Guy by the press! More »
Guy Sebastian Is A BIG SUCCESS!
10:28AM Jess McGuire | Now that people have stopped trying to mug him in the street and steal his meatball sandwiches, Guy Sebastian has been able to focus all his energies on making it big overseas. And from the sounds of it, he’s edging closer and closer to earning the right to be called Our Guy by the press! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
9:05AM Jess McGuire | Don’t quite “get” The Drones hype? I’m happy to help. I’ve been reminiscing about some mind-blowing shows of theirs I’ve caught over the years, and suddenly I remembered watching the following fantastic clip of front man Gaz playing an acoustic version of the track Shark Fin Blues on DigTV a few years ago. Let it convert you. More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
9:05AM Jess McGuire | Don’t quite “get” The Drones hype? I’m happy to help. I’ve been reminiscing about some mind-blowing shows of theirs I’ve caught over the years, and suddenly I remembered watching the following fantastic clip of front man Gaz playing an acoustic version of the track Shark Fin Blues on DigTV a few years ago. Let it convert you. More »
People
7:56AM Richard Lawson | [Cirque du Soleil performers do a show on the Santa Monica Pier this afternoon; image via Getty]
Canadians Can Fly
7:56AM Richard Lawson | [Cirque du Soleil performers do a show on the Santa Monica Pier this afternoon; image via Getty]
Small Screen
The Hills: The Trip To Satan’s Dungeon
5:07AM Richard Lawson | That wisp dancing up into the azure sky isn’t smoke from the Fire of Santa Barbara. No, it’s bits of the dearly departed soul of Spencerina, fleeting up to heaven to make handbags with God. More »
Small Screen
Gossip Girl: The 80’s Were Just Like Today, Only Much Worse
2:19AM Richard Lawson | Oh look. The CW built us a time machine. And, hey, a date’s already programmed in. It says “sometime in the 1980’s.” Huh. That’s sorta vague and unfocused. Oh well. Let’s step in. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
