Friday, May 8, 2009

Flotsam & Jetsam

Which Reality Star Keeps $50,000 On Him At All Times?

11:27PM Gabriel Snyder | Or, which reality star actually has $US50,000 in cash? Nevermind, today, there’s also a model who’s husband wants to porn up their sex life and acting rivals who consider plastic surgery a competitive sport. More »
Small Screen

Norm NacDonald’s F-Bombing Quest To Get Banned From Television

7:37PM Ryan Tate | More than other TV comedians, Norm MacDonald seems to delight in thumbing his nose at network bigwigs. Tonight it was CBS’ turn, via David Letterman’s Late Show. At least the audience had fun. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

What The Hell Is Going On Here, Nicole Kidman?

4:37PM Jess McGuire | Did you know Nicole Kidman is the face of Schweppes? Well, she is – overseas. And so the following advertisement was created. More »
Small Screen

Reject The Recession!

3:31PM Jess McGuire | Everyone appears to be going nuts over the following clip from Sunrise. I saw people talking about it on Facebook yesterday, and now you’re all emailing me links to it so okay! You win! Let’s watch the fantastic and thoroughly stupid Reject The Recession dancers! More »
Music

If Extreme Photoshopping Counts As Surgery, Then Yes – Vanessa Amorosi’s Had Some Work Done

12:50PM Jess McGuire | Apparently there’s some controversy over Vanessa Amorosi’s face. I am going to resist making any evil jokes because frankly, I kinda owe Vanessa after starting that rumour about her and Ruby Rose getting it awwwwn at the ARIAs. More »
Small Screen

A Handy Guide To Home & Away’s Recent Lesbian Storyline

11:25AM Jess McGuire | The following guide to Home & Away’s recent sapphic storyline is so funny, I find myself going back and re-reading it and laughing just as much as I did the first time I stumbled across it. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day

10:01AM Jess McGuire | This is the video clip for Kate Bush’s “King Of The Mountain”, a song from her last record “Aerial”. The reason I point it out to you is because a famous Australian makes an appearance in it. More »
Small Screen

God Damn American Idol

4:20AM Pareene | Are you happy with yourselves, America? Satisfied yet? This is what you wanted, right? A bunch of thick, charmless white guys for your Top 3? Well you got it! More »