Tuesday, May 5, 2009

People

Which TV Actor Cheats With A Cokey Teen?

11:29PM Hamilton Nolan | Today in thinly-veiled takedowns of attractive people: an actor sexing a coke-buying teen, three reality show women whose golden days are over, and a superstar with a normal girlfriend (HEH). More »
Music

Pink Loves Kyle & Jackie O, Flirts With Rove McManus On Twitter

6:09PM Jess McGuire | Twitter is messing with my head. I keep finding myself strangely enthralled reading the banter of B-list celebrities, and also marvelling at the fact an astounding number of Australian journalists seem to have a twelve year old girl’s grasp of the English language. I understand it’s 140 characters or less, people, but for the love of god – stop using text talk to get your point across! YOU’LL NEVER WIN THE TWITTER EQUIVALENT OF A WALKLEY AT THIS RATE! Anyway! Moving on… here’s something I just spotted on Pink’s Twitter account. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Awkward Boners

4:56PM Jess McGuire | The following link may not be safe for work, but by jingoes it’s amusing. A collection of photos featuring menfolk with “awkward boners”? Don’t mind if we do! More »
Music

Listen To Oh Mercy, Please

1:41PM Jess McGuire | The other week I received a rather good EP in the mail, so I thought I should tell you about it. It’s called “In The Nude For Love” (already, amazing) and it’s by Melbourne lads Oh Mercy. More »
Small Screen

Here’s A Big Brother Related Mystery For You…

11:56AM Jess McGuire | Did you know that Quentin Kenihan, lovable star of the Quentin Crashes [INSERT TELEVISION SHOW HERE], is on Twitter? Well, he is. He describes himself as “Australia’s most well known Disabled Celebrity” which is fair enough, because if you go and visit any small town in regional Australia and hold up photos of Quentin and Kyle Sandilands, the townsfolk will pick Quentin out as the famous one every time. More »
Small Screen

Count The Lady Celebrities Singing Along To Annie Lennox!

10:22AM Jess McGuire | This is the last bit of Logies related nonsense I can be bothered popping up on Defamer Australia (but you must respect how much content I managed to produce despite sleeping through the awards, right?) but it really tickled me and I thought you might like to have a go at the game that is sweeping the nation (if my nation you mean my office). More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day

9:08AM Jess McGuire | I AM ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGED BY THE FOLLOWING SEXIST ADVERTISMENT! More »
Small Screen

Late Night Hosts Feast On Sweat Of Poor Comedy Drones

1:13AM Hamilton Nolan | Oh, to write jokes for one of those late night TV shows! Seriously, please, let me do that. Those staff writers get paid. But the freelancers get totally screwed! More »