Friday, May 1, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam
Which ‘TV Icon’ Isn’t Being Too Subtle About His Same-Sex Affair?
11:46PM Richard Lawson | Today we have another closeted celebrity who’s just asking to be outed, an actor who owes his successes to blackmail, and an actress with a terrible and chronic case of camel toe. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
2:23PM Jess McGuire | Since I just woke up after passing out for several hours due to SWINE FLU, it’s clear that as far as insightful commentary and rapier sharp wit goes, today – probably much like every other day, to be fair – is a bit of a write off for me. Thankfully, I have discovered something which will not only help you pass the time, but it’s also appropriately Swine Flu related! More »
Swine Flu: Hamdemic
2:23PM Jess McGuire | Since I just woke up after passing out for several hours due to SWINE FLU, it’s clear that as far as insightful commentary and rapier sharp wit goes, today – probably much like every other day, to be fair – is a bit of a write off for me. Thankfully, I have discovered something which will not only help you pass the time, but it’s also appropriately Swine Flu related! More »
Radio
10:45AM Jess McGuire | Our sincerest – seeeeeeriously – congratulations to Rove regular and breakfast radio star Dave “Hughesy” Hughes and his wife Holly, who recently became the proud parents of a bouncing baby boy. What did they name their little one? More »
Congratulations, Dave Hughes!
10:45AM Jess McGuire | Our sincerest – seeeeeeriously – congratulations to Rove regular and breakfast radio star Dave “Hughesy” Hughes and his wife Holly, who recently became the proud parents of a bouncing baby boy. What did they name their little one? More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
9:00AM Jess McGuire | Today’s clip of the day is dedicated to the goddamn heinous case of swine flu I appear to have contracted. Is it possible I accidentally swallowed a razor blade? Is the blood I’m coughing up a sign I’m “on the mend”? Is the fact my entire body is aching simply “growing pains”? God, I’ve become a whinger lately. I will be back on track from Monday, promise. More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
9:00AM Jess McGuire | Today’s clip of the day is dedicated to the goddamn heinous case of swine flu I appear to have contracted. Is it possible I accidentally swallowed a razor blade? Is the blood I’m coughing up a sign I’m “on the mend”? Is the fact my entire body is aching simply “growing pains”? God, I’ve become a whinger lately. I will be back on track from Monday, promise. More »
Big Screen
The Girlfriend Experience Blurs The Line Between Fantasy, Reality
5:00AM Margaret | Steven Soderburgh’s new film The Girlfriend Experience, which stars adult film actress Sasha Grey, explores how its characters confuse fantasy and reality, and attempts to do the same for its pornography-literate audience members. More »
People
2:45AM Richard Lawson | [Troubled actress Lindley Lorimer in Maui, Hawaii today; image via Bauer-Griffin]
Oh No, She’s Talking To Her Imaginary Twin Sister Again
2:45AM Richard Lawson | [Troubled actress Lindley Lorimer in Maui, Hawaii today; image via Bauer-Griffin]
Small Screen
The Most Dramatic Rose Ceremony In American Idol History
2:02AM Richard Lawson | That’s how you do Idol! I mean, that’s how you do it. Manufacture “surprises” so people will keep watching a full hour of television that should only take five minutes. Did your jaw drop? More »
People
Paula Abdul Thinks She’s Huge In Austria
1:32AM Richard Lawson | Hah, oh dear. It seems that Paula Abdul, cat-litter-mouthed judge of American Idol singers, was duped by Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno character in his new film. And she still doesn’t know it. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
