Who Keeps Buying His Girlfriends New Breasts?
Today we have a sarcastic bodyguard, a TV star buying stolen goods, a downtown club—gasp!—staying open later than it’s supposed to, and a soon-to-be-nasty divorce.
1) “Which famous ex-wife should hire a less cynical bodyguard? At a recent Palm Beach bash, as she expounded unsteadily to other guests, her burly escort stood behind her and rolled his eyes.” [P6]
2) “Which singer/talk show hostess should be more careful where she shops? She was taken recently to a downtown storage facility where she bought $US10,000 worth of luxury designer goods of dubious provenance — not fake, but fallen off the truck.” [P6]
3) “Which wife of an NFL owner has let it all go to her head? She recently greeted a woman she’s known for many years with: ‘I know you know who I am, but who are you?’ The woman, dumbfounded, replied, ‘That’s for me to know and you to find out.’” [P6]
4) “Which downtown club stays open well past legal hours? The biggest spenders sneak in around 5 a.m. and stay until 9.” [NYDN]
5) “This B-/C+ actor is the co-star of a very highly rated, long running network drama. He has been on the entire run of the show. Anyway, in 2008, our actor bought not one, not, two, but three sets of fake breasts for women I guess he was dating. Besides breasts he also paid for several other procedures, putting his plastic surgery total from last year at about $US65,000, none of which was apparently spent on him.” [CDaN]
6) “This Stepford Wife is close to splitting from her husband. She has actually consulted with several high-profile divorce lawyers on both coasts. The main issue here seems to be custody of their kid/s, whom the husband is intent on keeping. Thankfully, she’s gotten her parents involved, even though she had distanced herself from them over the past few years.
No It’s Not: Nicole Kidman.” [BlindGossip]
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@Hyman Decent: He has not been on the entire run of "Law & Order."
2: The opulent Ms. Ricki Lake.
octopusink
4. The Elks. No, the Moose. Or maybe the Oddfellows. Yes, the Oddfellows.
I just got caught yesterday rolling my eyes in a meeting.
Itsjustcatnip
6. gotta be Katie. heard she was having marriage counseling with Tom and that wasnt going well at all... they basically said to get listen to him cause hes a A+++ Scientistologist
HPGrl04
Is number 3 some kind of brainteaser? Like "the surgeon is the child's mother" type of thing?
5. Sam Waterston
Hyman Decent
#1: PATTI SCIALFA! (Oh. wait . . not yet.)
The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx
6 sounds like it must be Katie Holmes, just because it's so obvious. Which of course means it's NOT her.
I have a feeling #6 is Sarah Jessica Parker and (star of the Stepford Wives remake)Matthew Broderick. Also what tipped me off was the "kid/s" mention.
radiogrl1
#5: Ice-T, and all three sets were for Coco.
1. an ex-Trump, prob Marla
2. KL Gifford
6. I thought Faith Hill, but it's unlikely (I suck at these). I suspect Radiogrl1 is right with SJP.
Martita
@radiogrl1: But she has zero ties to the left coast. Also, I hope to Zenu it's Katie.
#5 is Dann Florek.
RhubarbPlatypus
What if #6 is Faith Hill? Wasn't she in Stepford Wives?
1. Kelly Bensimon
2. Carnie Wilson, how could you?
lovethysally
@GinaRomantica: I'd agree, but I don't think he's been with SVU from the start.
@Martita: 1) i am betting on Ivana, as she has had some boozy exploits in the tabloids of late and this one sounds like a boozy talker.
jaxdesert
@misslinda: Even if MB was in the Stepford Wives SJP doesn't fit the def of a Stepford Wife. I doubt Katie Holmes, too. Dunno.
Edward Lionheart
@Phyllis Nefler: I thought Faith Hill too, but has she been estranged from her parents?
Martita
1. Ivana. Sober up, dear.
2. Charlotte Church.
3. NFL? Those guys marry women?
4. What do they do, down G&T's and watch the Today Show? Then as they sober up, the horrifying spectacle of Hoda & Kathie Lee sends them staggering into the grey New York morning.
5. The Belz, babe.
6. I'm going with Faith Hill. Don't they have like a thousand kids?
1. Heather Mills
2. Tyra Banks
3. All of them
5. I want to say Charlie Sheen but he's married now. Doesn't think that stops him though.
6. It's too obvious to be Katie Homes though.
2 is definitely Kathie Lee Gifford
marla needs a bodyguard? what next!!@Martita:
budy920
I was caught by the entire fam at a fancy dinner in Beverly Hills rolling my eyes at my ex husband who was proclaiming his sobriety to wife to be no. 4 when I know he smokes the ganga with my son.
Yep, the eye roll, universal harbinger of truth and pisser offer...
willow150
1. Definitely Ivana and that gigolo/man-whore/rentboy husband that she regrets marrying.
2. Kathy Lee, bitches.
3. Who cares?
4. Why tell - then the fun is ruined for us all
5. They're just boobs - once you've seen one, you've seen them both
6. Not SJP - I have it on GREAT authority they're buying new Village real estate. I Go With Katy - what's more Stepford than Scientology?
kidjones
@Slackferno: Hasn't Belzer been married for 20+ years? Not that he couldn't have been dating during that time, but surely his wife might object to that outlay of cash.
souldecirce
@LatestBy:
He came in after 2 others left the show. Definitely not him (but it really would seem in character given his wife, no?).
pixiedarling1984
4. Any nightclub that is worth going to.
I hope it's Katie Holmes. An tell-all book on tom cruise would be beyond entertaing, though that's never gonnna happen. I guess her 5 year contract with him is up, and she's not going to renew (hasn't done anything for her career, unlike Nicole's time with him).
It is NEVER necessary to have security with you once you are actually inside an event, any event. Only the tackiest kind of people would even think of bringing a heavy with them. They wait outside for you or in a special holding area but they are not meant to be at the event period.
6. I'm on the Faith Hill train. She was in Stepford Wives (I'm so embarrassed to have seen that movie...in the theater) and she is always screeching about how much she loves Tim and screaming at chicks for grabbing his balls during a concert, etc. Don't ask how I remember that.
So, she had all three pairs of breasts installed at the same time, right? That's some spicy redundancy scheme!
Monk E. Rotica
1. courtney love
4. hate to say it, but all of them!
5. ice t/coco
6. gwynnie
karts