Tracy Morgan Shirtless: Fact Or Fiction?
We warned you this would happen. On last night’s episode of 30 Rock, actor Tracy Morgan’s real life crazies were spliced in with fictional ones. Because life is art!
The morphing of Tracy Morgan and Tracy Jordan has been underway for a while. But in less than 10 seconds, 30 Rock demonstrated that it’s impossible to tell the two apart anymore. Here’s a rundown:
Fake!
Fake!
Fake!
Real? Fake? It’s really hard to tell at this point.
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Where's the lion tattoo?
Itsjustcatnip
@anonymousryan: Salma Hayek telling her to go fart into her Slanket made my year. Especially because Slankets are pretty much open in the back for that exact purpose.
Did you also notice the Liz Lemon slanket comment, "It's not product placement I just like it!"
This is what happens when you give your son a sexually androgynous name at birth. (Tracy, Dana, Leslie, Blake, Brooke, any others?)
@anonymousryan: Yep!
Okay, Fey, what's your handle?
souldecirce
I enjoyed the green monitor at the beginning of the episode. They should have utilized by putting an image of tracy without a shirt on it.
last one's real, and amazing
sombody gonna get pregnant, LADIIIIES, MY MERCEDEEEES
There were so many great one-liners last night.
Jack: "Lemon, I'm 50, that's like 32 in womens years." (not funny yet funny ;)
Liz: "Why are you so quiet when you parades are so loud?"
Jenna: "So there are different shifts, like on a sheikh's pleasure yacht!?"
The Brian Williams clip was great.
freedc
@Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach: all the "time" rather. forgive my typo.
I always assumed that Tracy's agent told him 30 Rock was a reality show.
He had me ever since "Brian Fellows" on SNL. He used to break charcater all the tim. If loving Tracy Morgan for being nuts is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Did anyone else catch Kenneth's Mad Men shout out as he slipped into unconsciousness?
"My real name is...Dick...Whitman...[faints]"
@EleanorRigby: Made my year, too. I will definitely use that line on my snuggie/slanket/backwards robe-lovin' friends. Don't you have a slanket to fill with your farts? I was overcome with glee!
I just want to take him behind the middle school and get him pregnant.
Nora Bombay
The third still is from a morning news show in Chicago. Ha!
@SuzieQ I Love You: Ashley
N.Bells
@SuzieQ I Love You: Periwinkle
@sylvie calls shotgun!!: Yeah they were all excited and have been announcing it on the morning news show and then - 3 second clip. Awww.
LondonMarriott
I'm seeing Tracy Morgan do stand up tomorrow night. Hopefully he'll be crazy and shirtless.
@SuzieQ I Love You: Boys named Brooke? What is going on?
The last still is real. Behold (the shirtlessness begin aroun 1:00 with his "mating call":
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@SuzieQ I Love You: Jan, as in Jan-Michael Vincent. Sometimes pronounced "YAHN" . . .
@Clare: LOVED IT!
I play dead with my dog Shadow all the time - I said that to him and he licked my face as if to say "Have another highball and a cig, you'll be fine!"
@freedc: Elisa:"Lemon, don't you have a Slanket you can go fart into somewhere?"
I want to be a member of The Pranksters . . . I have a hat like theirs already.
@SuperBien: It's kinda like The Watchmen.... only less torture....
"Humanity leave? What Indigo Girls song is that from?"
"Syllabus of Us" from Vagabonds, Martyrs and Quilts...."
Hi-larous! Gotta watch out when I eat dinner and watch 30 Rock... might short my Chai....
@metoometoo:
i saw him about a year and a half ago...he was definitely crazy and hammered (and telling us his parole officer is going to be SO MAD AT HIM)
paloma loves a wild rumpus
@Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach: That goat has devil-eyes!
@freedc: Brian Williams rocked it. I wonder if that girl ever did find her way to connecticut.
Queen of the Passive Aggressives
What about the cheese song that Liz was singing at 4am?
I forget the lyrics, but I know I was laughing about it for like 30 minutes.
@Queen of the Passive Aggressives: And one more, so bad but so funny:
Liz: "Did you ever know someone that murdered a person? I think my grandpa killed someone once, but he doesn't ever talk about Kent State."
freedc
@deleteboy: I kept remembering those lines the next day. My guffaws frightened my cat.
lawyergay
@Dave J.: "Working on my night cheese," a la "Night Moves." And then Jack calls her out on it, which made it doubly funny.
@SuzieQ I Love You: Tracy Morgan is doubly fucked because Morgan is androgynous too.
Robin
@Itsjustcatnip: on his back
prettycool
@Dave J.: Workin' on the Night Cheese!
C'mon!
As a 30 rock fan, i'm glad the kiss between salma and tina was downplayed...it would have felt gimmick if the camera had lingered on a close up of their lips...like a show in a desperate grab for ratings.
However, as a horny, undersexed american male...i'm all...OMG! What the FRACK?! Dudes! what's up with the horrible camera angle and no slow mo sexy music!!!!!????
DAMN!
holdenfunk
@Clare: No! Didn't catch it!
dell123
@holdenfunk: Speaking of which, what about Salma Hayak in that BSG shirt? LOVED IT!!!
@Dave J.: Possibly my favorite line all season.
NIGHT CHEESE!
@lurkystars: My favorite line from that episode was the song, "Working on my night cheese..."
@SuzieQ I Love You: I always LOL'ed that the two redneck rebrobates in "Raising Arizona"- as marvelously portrayed by John Goodman and Big Bill Forsythe- were named [b]Gale and Evelle[/b]. I believe your premise has merit!
@freedc: "Liz Lemon Cool J" had me in stitches.
diesel828
not the subject, but 30 rock = unfunniest comedy show I've seen (ever i think)