Top Five Things To Throw At Kyle Sandilands

Back in the day, I used to loathe Kyle Sandilands. I thought he was a disgusting, witless, talentless human being whose very existence proved beyond a doubt that there really is no God. In fact, I believe at one stage I described him as a “clod hopping, syphilitic arse hat” which seems excessively descriptive even by my standards!

That said, not having to listen to him on radio now that I live in Melbourne has calmed me down a little. He occasionally pipes up with a decent comment or two on Australian Idol, and I find that I can’t detest him anymore – not like the old days, anyway.

Nevertheless, I still laughed audibly (”LOL”) when I read Rolled Edge’s list of the top five things to throw at Kyle Sandilands.

Here’s #5 on the list.

5 – His Resume

There’s no point starting off with the big ticket items. This is more to make a point, you see. He’s unlikely to sustain anything worse than a papercut, and he’d probably avoid even that since you could write it on the corner of a napkin and still have room to blow your nose. Molly Meldrum has referred to Sandilands as ‘fat’, ‘talentless’ and ‘arrogant’, which seems like a succinct effort at capturing his personality.

Go and read the whole thing.

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