This Is The Best Collection Of Big Brother Related Blind Items EVER!

Inspired by Defamer Australia’s stories about Mike Goldman at an eviction party a few years back, blogger WorldWideJeb has revealed he used to work as a “talent” manager for Big Brother evictees, and as the show is now off the air and enough time has passed to ensure no one can land in any trouble for spilling their guts, he’s spewed forth some amazing Big Brother related blind items on his blog.

Here are a few to get you in the mood, Big Brother followers.

One particularly dislodged individual had a habit of arriving to the office and trying to snort coke behind an upright clipboard. Apparently, this was an impenetrable force-field of invisibility. Usually, she’d thrust her head up afterwards like a meerkat and scream out something like “JEB! I’VE GOT AN IDEA, WE NEED TO SELL BARBIE DOLLS IN MY IMAGE, EXCEPT DRESSED LIKE LEATHER DOMINATRIXES”.

One particularly painful housemate had a weary habit of bursting into tears at the drop of a pin, when I eventually came to realise it was a highly manipulative emotional tool they could turn on in the switch of a button. When it was used with such frequency that they’d turn on the waterworks just to score a free Bacardi Breezer (then have the gall to wail even louder when the supplied beverage wasn’t mango-flavoured), you began to see through it all a little. I can’t be too harsh on this particular person, though – this was a long time ago, and they seem to have developed into a much saner individual.

As time went by, we eventually began ending the contracts of housemates we could no longer find work for. Or, in the case of one individual, were simply too much trouble to even bother with. I think my favourite phrase spat out by my co-worker in one of these situations was: “Look – at this stage, Australia can’t see you as anything other than a prostitute. The best thing you can do to continue making money for yourself is to open a brothel in your name.”

Attempting to guess who WorldWideJeb is talking about is more fun than it should be. Also, don’t miss WorldWideJeb’s comment on the ‘Mike Goldman Responds…’ post which reveals a revolting Goldman-related story. Soak it up!

MORE: http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/04/22/big-bother/