The Russian Hottie Who Says She’s Mel Gibson’s Mistress
Mel Gibson has his own $US42 million ultra-traditionalist Catholic church near Malibu. And the “other women” behind his divorce? Well, the tabloids are still sifting through at least four ladies on three continents.
So far, the front-runner among his purported mistresses is Russian pop singer Oskana Pochepa, who has been telling the press she’s in a “serious” thing with the movie star. From The Sun:
We are different people, but Mel is a grown man and knows precisely what he wants and me too — I know what I want.
There’s also some unidentified brunette in Costa Rica Gibson was spotted hugging on the beach. The Mail reports that Gibson’s womanizing began spiraling out of control after he filmed Apocalypto in Mexico more than two years ago and was drinking heavily in Veracruz. The tabloid added that his wife, who Gibson once told the New Yorker was “a much better person than I am,” got tired of setting him straight.
Maybe Gibson’s congregation can pick up the slack. Its members would probably like some sort of explanation for his behaviour, too. Especially the ones set to live in the houses his construction company is building “inside the walled grounds.”
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Ok so, third time is a charm.
You like having meas a protector Ryan? Interview mw about my book. iPhone Nick Denton knew this would happen so I expect a call.
Worst Spelling Ever
Well, he has the best taste, obviously, in women.
But aye, there's the conflict. His strict pre-Vatican II beliefs, vs his still youthful persona acting out his humanity.
But the greatest of humans from the beginning of christianity had to deal with the same problem.
No matter what, God loves you, Mel!
northernlights
Whe's my comment
Worst Spelling Ever
@Worst Spelling Ever: ...seriously?
Presumably the bronze shellac conceals the scars of Mel's Passion.
WretchedGnu
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Hmm.
What WOULD Jesus DO?
And how many times?
And with who?
..
Kirth
Sugartits.
If you want to know why Communism is evil, think about this. Before Communism fell, every Russian chick you ever saw was a snaggle-toothed mess.* Now you can't find one who isn't gorgeous and dying to take her clothes off. Good point, Tom.
*Except in Bond flics, but they weren't Russian anyway (see: Barbara Bach)
Tom Jordache died for your sins
Pretty sure her name is Oksana, not Oskana.
@Tom Jordache died for your sins: You obviously have never taken the B train from Coney Island into Manhattan in the morning. But I get your point.
Astigmatism
In former Soviet Russia, Russian hottie has YOU!
Potassium Solution
@Astigmatism: Or watched the "bathing beauties" along the boardwalk in Brighton Beach.
@Kirth: And what do the 30 (or whatever) pieces of silver have to do with it?
The photo captions in the Daily Mail are funny. Oksana is always on the right. ALWAYS!
DIckwad_Feltersnatch
He just interpreted that "cook in the kitchen, whore in the bedroom" quote the wrong way.
And then multiplied it times 8 houses.
It's an honest mistake.
Itsjustcatnip
Shall we derive deep meaning from those horrible shrieking noises Russian women tennis players make when hitting balls? I dare you to try watching Maria Sharapova with the sound on.
A friend of mine was the makeup artist on one of the "Lethal Weapon" movies. He was womanizing back then, and at the time was going through his "Asian fetish" - just strings of young Asian women.
Gibson is just a low-class sanctimonious bigot - with a bank account and bodyguard being the only things separating him from being punched out or in jail.
Always the staunchest Republicans/religious/whatever who are the ones with the most skeletons in their closets.
I have no reason to care about Mel Gibson's personal life, but that Russian pop singer, I care about her.
I am guessing this would be another "mixed" marriage for Mel -- Russian Orthodox and the REAL church in Rome. He loves the forbidden fruit.
Rumpelstilskin
@Itsjustcatnip: I don't doubt this explanation, since he also pretty much interprets the bible the wrong way.
@DevilsAvocado: He seems to be suffering from sugartititis.
No matter what he does, he can go to confession and still get into heaven. His poor wife, though, not being of the Catholic persuasion, is doomed to hell no matter how good a person she is, unless she converts. Suck on that, non-Catholic critics of the Mel!
Thank you for giving me something meaningful to do with my morning.
Oy vey.
I would kill Jesus myself for a chance to wreck that.
robotwaste
@Worst Spelling Ever: How did this fall out of the Box o' Crazy?
As long as he's not using birth control!
pleppy
@FormerEnglishMajor: You forgot hypocrite
bboston88
I would serious consider sinning mortally for just one climb atop that magnificent set of mounds
Truculent
@Worst Spelling Ever: This particular brand of crazy smells familiar.
karion
@karion: Ah, the familiar shattered sentence structure, misplaced punctuation, and random abbreviation.
I love the smell of AD in the morning.
m4ximusprim3
@bytememehard:
All this time I thought it was wine, they're actually feeding you kool-aid. Keep drinking!
Imnotatnbc
Can you be a hard core devout Catholic with your own Catholic compound and Catholic church and get divorced? How does it work? Do famous womanizing, anti-semitic, alcoholic, psycho assholes get special dispensation?
Please enlighten me.
Imnotatnbc
The Mail reports that Gibson's womanizing began spiraling out of control after he filmed Apocalypto in Mexico more than two years ago and was drinking heavily in Veracruz.
Of course...leave it to the conservatives to blame Mexico.
TillieHarper
Dear Oxy: Too bad you never got a chance to get ahold of the hot young Mel (see Gallipolli) rather than the apple-doll faced old creepy Mel. Both are totally homophobic anti-semitic pricks, of course, but he sure was purty back in the old days.
Tattertotter
@bytememehard: He'll still get into Heaven, perhaps, but he won't be allowed to eat any more wafers (or get remarried) until he gets an annulment. Good luck with that one, Mel.
How does four mistresses across 3 continents jive with ultra-traditional catholicism? I guess Mel's role models are the Borgias. Okay, even so, I'm still trying to get my mind around the incongruence of being ultra orthodox and having four mistresses. 40 or so alter boys would make sense, though.
nickcarroway
I'm just surprised it isn't a Russian boy......
lookout72
Gimme Mad Max Mel or bust.
The Russian Hottie and the Catholic Nottie.
Ew, Mel is so gross.
@FormerEnglishMajor: I give you:
Ted Kennedy and a host of dalliances,
Wm Jefferson Clinton and the blue dress,
Jim McGreevey and his Israeli security plush jobber,
Jon Corzine and his eMail mistress/negotiating adversary...
Goethewritesdrivel
@robotwaste: hahahhahaa awful
blahblahblah
it's not that she's attracted to crazy, it's that the damn jews made her do it.
blahblahblah
I blame the Jews for his rampant philandering and the ultimate demise of his marriage. Definitely blame the Jews.
Imnotatnbc
For someone who hates Jews, Mel certainly seems surrounded by them: his publicist, Alan Nierob, is the son of Holocaust survivor(s); he's had dalliances with Jewish women, one in particular in Philly; his wife's divorce lawyer, Laura Wasser, is Jewish; and I wouldn't be surprised if his Russian paramour has Jewish blood, like ice skater Oksana Baiul, who discovered, as an adult, that her mother was Jewish. (There was such a large Jewish population in Eastern Europe.)
GotlandMilk
You can see more pictures of Oksana Pochepa here.
John Kafka
FREEEEEDOM!
ethylic
1. gibson is going through a MID-Life crisis( as i call it Hot flashes in form of heavy drinking, calling officers sugar tits.etc..)
2. Picking women who have bods to die for but a I.Q lower than thier bra size.
3. Hope Mrs. Gibson gets a great settlement that will make him bleed fron his ears, due a great lawyers named Goldburg, Silverman and Igotchaback....
lunarhunter
I've checked out the four suspects closely, and I've got to say go with the blond piano player, Mel - all the ones I've loved while drinkin' and messin' around over the years have invariably possessed the most amazing hands and fingers...
Mel Gibson is quite the hypocrite. He goes on with this whole neo-catholic mentality while at the same time he's out drinking and having casual sex with women that are not his wife. It just doesn't make sense to me. Either drop the whole catholic god-loving thing or be faithful to your wife, or atleast one of your many girlfriends.
bjreed2
"We are different people, but Mel is a grown man and knows precisely what he wants and me too - I know what I want." What she wants being Herpes?
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