Sad Mel Gibson Wondering If He Picked The Wrong Oksana
Splash News snapped this sad picture of Mel Gibson on a beach in Costa Rica, contemplating his impending divorce and, no doubt, $US480 million-ish divorce settlement. Also: Which musical Oksana he’ll end up with.
There are three possibilities. There’s Russian pianist Oksana Kolesnikova, who is married and has loudly denied any involvement with Gibson. She was just “entertaining Mr. Gibson with her piano music,” if you know what she means, and we think you do.
There’s also Oksana Pochepa, a blonde model signed (says Russia Today) to Gibson’s Icon music label, who has been loudly confirming involvement with the movie star — perhaps a bit too loudly. She’s known as “the Shark,” which is delightful.
Then there’s theOksana of the moment, Oksana Grigorieva, yet another Soviet musician and mother to actor Timothy Dalton’s son. The London-based composer (left, via Rex Features) is reportedly separated from Dalton. Russia’s Komsomolskaya Pravda thinks she has to be the woman pictured frolicking with Gibson recently on a Costa Rican beach.
Most importantly, no one has reached her for comment yet, for whatever reason, so she hasn’t issued any denials, so for all we know she could be the one.
Assuming she’s not, the global celebrity press will go through every last remotely plausible Russian woman named Oksana until either Gibson’s reputation for womanizing inflates beyond all reason or the movie star makes some kind of public statement dsaying he wasn’t with anyone named “Oksana,” ever, so please just shut up.
Then the tabloids will come up with something really off the wall and explosive, like that Gibson’s marriage ended over some other big imploding star like, oh, Britney Spears. ( Ha ha, too late.)
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What, no Oksana Baiul?
spitneybeers
Meh. They have been separated for 3 years. He has moved on.
PersonOfInterest
@spitneybeers: Yes! By far, she is the most superior of Oksanas. Very bendy, if I recall.
MagentaJenkins
He's not sad. He just woke up on the beach with a wicked hangover and is trying to figure out why he has Chef Mario's Crocs.
Well, at least Madoff hasn't made off with his money. So, 480 million? He seems like a generous guy. He will survive!
northernlights
Immediately out of frame in picture #2 is a sequined glove.
"And as for the Road Warrior, we never saw him again. He exists now only in my memory."
The only truly unbreakable rule in dating, particularly when you're rich: Stay away from Russian women.
Almostbanned
Are those kankles I see Mel developing?
cupie
@Disco-Johnson: Correction: "...why he still has Chef Mario's Crocs."
A liitle known fact, is that Oksana Pochepa is known as "The Shark" because she has more than two rows of teeth.
@spitneybeers: I'm sure Oksana Baiul's agent has been in touch with Mel's people.
@northernlights: Less "generous" than "required by California law."
Satyrica
@BankerHardcore: little. Preview function, why have you forsaken me!
@CaptainFantastic: She has to have cut an album.
Cecil's Wielder
God, remember when Mel Gibson was actually hot? I can't recall any other actor who has aged so badly -- and he's only 53.
DaeSu
Whoa...did he become less attractive after he went crazy, or did him becoming crazy make him less attractive??
fuzzywhat
@DaeSu: It's the crazy that aged him so much. And the hypocrisy.
The One
Someone worth $900 million is going to settle for Timothy Dalton's sloppy seconds? I don't think so. Sean Connery's? Maybe.
Mymoustache
The biggest lesson we have learned from this episode is that women in the public eye named Oksana are generally quite toothsome.
@DaeSu: Nick Nolte and/or Gary Busey come to mind.
Doesn't it all just make you feel old?
Itsjustcatnip
@Itsjustcatnip: Yeah, but Gary Busey was NEVER hot. (Nolte, however, was quite the looker for about a minute in his "Rich Man/Poor Man" days. And yes, I just carbon-dated myself.)
Mel Gibson in "The Year of Living Dangerously" was downright dreamy. Now he looks like refried death on a cracker.
DaeSu
Mr. Gibson obviously is another casualty of money and fame. Most likely if not for the spotlight and everyone hovering around to get the scraps from his table and watching his every move. He would be a somewhat successful business man and still be married and happy. His downturn started about the time of his rant about Gods chosen people. He will have to make things right with the "Most High God" before his train will leave the station again
Ronn Myers
@DaeSu: I worked with him when he was hot, and he was seriously yummy!
It's hard to believe this is the same guy.
@DaeSu: Mickey Rourke, plasic surgery aside, and Jan Michael Vincent, now he could've gotten some in his Airwolf days.
@spitneybeers: *"Detoxana"
Art_Yucko
His choice in shoes is disappointing.
I understand his soon-to-be ex-wife is entitled to one of those Crocs under California law.
DaeSu
@Mike Jahn: thisclose
GORDONGARTRELLE
Mel looks a little like Internet sensation Susan Boyle in that photo.
markscottmusic
@DaeSu: Mickey Rourke wins.
Itsjustcatnip
@markscottmusic: That's an insult to Susan.
@Smitros
Wow! Oksana Andersson is no joke in the bikini department!
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firestorm888
AND he should have gone to O'Hare's! Oh wait...
I am Oksana.
Also, Spartacus.
What a pathetic piece of human excrement Melbo has become.
I just discovered this site www.huttongibson.com - go to it to plumb the depths of the sickness of his old man's mind relative to his obsessions against the Catholic Church...and do a Google Earth seqarch on Agoura Hills, Ca - just off Mulholland Drive - the Church of the Holy Family...the 'cathedral' Mel has built for Daddy with tens of millions of his dollars from 'Apocalypto' and 'Jayzussssssssssssss dead'.
Sick pretend Aussies.
@DaeSu: I thought Busey was kinda hot as Mr. Joshua in "Lethal Weapon." Maybe it was the deadpan delivery?
BrownSugar***s
The Oksana pictured must be the one; she also has a traditional crucifix around her neck. I wonder if she has told her cosmetic surgeon that he put her chin on crooked.
nickcarroway
He looks like Moses in the 10Kommandments when he proposes to Bethia at the foot of God's mountain.
NIGHT RIDER!!!Think of him when you look at the night sky...
stanhalen