Robber Scared Off By Picture Of Dolph Lundgren
Masked men break into a home in Spain, tie up a woman, take her cash and jewellery. They start ransacking the bedrooms. Wait, who is that in the picture?
Dolph Lundgren, “the 6ft 5in karate black belt… an expert in full contact karate” who once put co-star Sylvester Stallone in the hospital during the filming of Rocky IV, with a little love tap. He also has a master’s degree in chemistry and an IQ of 160.
Uh, time to go. The robbers, writes the Daily Mail,
cut short their raid on the house near Marbella, Spain, after spotting a family photo of the action star and his children in one of the bedrooms.
Lungren wasn’t home at the top, probably because he was off at the gym, which he visits six days a
week.
Which is just as well. Because Dolph Lundgren drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road. I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Landsbury.
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I hear he's actually a very decent guy too.
That reminds me I have a Dolph Lundgren exercise video buried somewhere in my closet. Will have to find it later.
Kittens are Furever
He will break you!
Jsmoke
I once saw Dolf Lundgren break a two by four in half with his bare hands. Two by four feet!
The only reason I'd actually subject myself to Johnny Mnemonic is his insane preacher guy.
I love the fact that Dolph Lundgren is incredibly smart. I don't know why, I just do.
Paul_Is_Drunk
@Paul_Is_Drunk: I have a new appreciation for him just because of his chemistry smarts.
This is the most awesomest story of the month..... :)
tijuanatornado
I will never kneel for you!
cloryfreeborn
i need a picture of dolph lundgren with my family.
uptonogood
@cloryfreeborn: Yes you will! Yes you will He-Man!
LOL
TorrentFreak
Dont forget Wallace Shawn. He fucked up Wallace Shawn!
CarlinaZeikfried
@CarlinaZeikfried: Actually, I'm pretty sure Wal showed him what's what.
This is all sorts of fantastic.
shehatesme
You vill lose!
Dolph is still hot. And smart! And manly! I love this story. I love that he's still hot too.
@Monkeyrash: He actually won a Fulbright to get his doctorate at MIT, but decided to be an actor instead.
If you die, you die.
ambitious
@Altaira: But as an actor did he achieve anything more than Schwarzenegger or van Damme? And I'd wager neither of those two knows a thing about covalent bonds.
I saw Dolph on the beach in St Barts about a year ago.....straights, gays, dolphins...everyone was staring...he looked amazing.....has pretty Swedish wife and cute kid.
Plus, he yelled at a douche investment banker type for littering.
nicepony
@nicepony: Swedish people are the best looking people on the planet. I defy you to find an ugly swede!
@nicepony: Yelling at some jerk or littering really makes the whole story. I'll bet the idiot just about passed out.
Treeless
@propertius: I'm sure he had fun and made money...with only his Masters in Chemistry to fall back on. It's more of a neato mixed bag than many others get to have.
Treeless