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Robber Scared Off By Picture Of Dolph Lundgren

Masked men break into a home in Spain, tie up a woman, take her cash and jewellery. They start ransacking the bedrooms. Wait, who is that in the picture?

Dolph Lundgren, “the 6ft 5in karate black belt… an expert in full contact karate” who once put co-star Sylvester Stallone in the hospital during the filming of Rocky IV, with a little love tap. He also has a master’s degree in chemistry and an IQ of 160.

Uh, time to go. The robbers, writes the Daily Mail,

cut short their raid on the house near Marbella, Spain, after spotting a family photo of the action star and his children in one of the bedrooms.

Lungren wasn’t home at the top, probably because he was off at the gym, which he visits six days a
week.

Which is just as well. Because Dolph Lundgren drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road. I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Landsbury.

[Daily Mail]

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  • Almostbanned [jezebel took away

    I hear he's actually a very decent guy too.

  • Kittens are Furever

    That reminds me I have a Dolph Lundgren exercise video buried somewhere in my closet. Will have to find it later.

    Kittens are Furever

  • Jsmoke

    He will break you!

    Jsmoke

  • phlox✔

    I once saw Dolf Lundgren break a two by four in half with his bare hands. Two by four feet!

  • DennyCrane

    The only reason I'd actually subject myself to Johnny Mnemonic is his insane preacher guy.

  • Paul_Is_Drunk

    I love the fact that Dolph Lundgren is incredibly smart. I don't know why, I just do.

    Paul_Is_Drunk

  • Monkeyrash

    @Paul_Is_Drunk: I have a new appreciation for him just because of his chemistry smarts.

  • tijuanatornado

    This is the most awesomest story of the month..... :)

    tijuanatornado

  • cloryfreeborn

    I will never kneel for you!

    cloryfreeborn

  • uptonogood

    i need a picture of dolph lundgren with my family.

    uptonogood

  • TorrentFreak

    @cloryfreeborn: Yes you will! Yes you will He-Man!

    LOL

    TorrentFreak

  • CarlinaZeikfried

    Dont forget Wallace Shawn. He fucked up Wallace Shawn!

    CarlinaZeikfried

  • BlinkyMcChuck

    @CarlinaZeikfried: Actually, I'm pretty sure Wal showed him what's what.

  • shehatesme

    This is all sorts of fantastic.

    shehatesme

  • BankerHardcore

    You vill lose!

  • bboston88 (star please?)

    Dolph is still hot. And smart! And manly! I love this story. I love that he's still hot too.

  • Altaira

    @Monkeyrash: He actually won a Fulbright to get his doctorate at MIT, but decided to be an actor instead.

  • ambitious

    If you die, you die.

    ambitious

  • propertius

    @Altaira: But as an actor did he achieve anything more than Schwarzenegger or van Damme? And I'd wager neither of those two knows a thing about covalent bonds.

  • nicepony

    I saw Dolph on the beach in St Barts about a year ago.....straights, gays, dolphins...everyone was staring...he looked amazing.....has pretty Swedish wife and cute kid.

    Plus, he yelled at a douche investment banker type for littering.

    nicepony

  • bboston88 (star please?)

    @nicepony: Swedish people are the best looking people on the planet. I defy you to find an ugly swede!

  • Treeless

    @nicepony: Yelling at some jerk or littering really makes the whole story. I'll bet the idiot just about passed out.

    Treeless

  • Treeless

    @propertius: I'm sure he had fun and made money...with only his Masters in Chemistry to fall back on. It's more of a neato mixed bag than many others get to have.

    Treeless

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