Pitt To Present Jolie With Enormous Baby

Maddox hitting puberty already?

Richard, you are genius. I fully expect that you will come back from vacation to present Denton with your 2 week notice and then move to your new job at Comedy Central.

Sumo babies are such a burden.

Itsjustcatnip

"I haven't had to carry such a burden onscreen since I worked with Duchovny in Kalifornia."

Zahara's Desserts

Love Knows No Pounds

The Jolie Leans Giant

Brad's face is kind of shrinking. Angelina must be sucking the life force out of him.

Injurious Banktards

Fat Club

@MattGaymon: HAHAHAHA... and, awesome.

I thought it was some kind of CGI motion capture contraption. Probably not

ColbertNation

Pitt Suffers from Sudden Flashback to Wedding Night with Aniston.

@MattGaymon: yes... yes...

Why did the theme song from "The Bodyguard" start up as I viewed this photo?

TeFrey

Brokeback, Mountain

@MattGaymon: Nicely done!

@Gregoire: Seriously, what ARE they feeding that kid?

The Pitt and the Pendulous

Dom Deluise Auditions For Role As Newest Jolie-Pitt Adoption.

from what i can tell, the big man is rigged in some sort of fetishist swing set. and yet im not at all confused. in the context of Japanese entertainment, this picture makes PERFECT sense.

He's still doing Japanese ads now more than ten years later? What a greedy wanker.

Jeez, why is he doing commercials at all? Surely they have enough money. That's bizarre.

@Miss Bojangles: agreed

ejida

Damn you!!! I laughed out loud when I read that quote. Which wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a librarian. The students already think I'm crazy... oh well. It keeps them away from the reference desk :)

ejida

@TedSez: Make that:

Jolie's Ween, Giant

@Aaron Altman: Hee!

"You sure you want to audition for Peter Pan?"

@MattGaymon: Congrats -- well deserved!

I love you Johnny Cakes.

MichelleMozie

@SidAndFinancy: Nice one!