On Second Thought, Don’t Smile

I wish that he and Mickey Rourke could have met in the ring once.

Mike Tyson loves strawberry ice cream. The caterer must have remembered to bring the goddamn strawberry ice cream.

Just say "I'm going to eat your children"!

Crazy Is As Crazy Does.

"He's showing his teeth! Play dead!"

xhack

is it just me, or does he look remarkably like tracy morgan in this picture

"this corn bread's so good, i wanna take it behind the middle school and .... get three years in prison."
BADA BING!

plf4

I definitely thought this was a photo of his wax figure at Madame Tussauds.

Smile and your whole Ninja-style face-tattoo smiles with you

You got a little, ohh, right there, right by your eye... What's that? Permanent, you say?

"Hi, I'm Mike and I'll be your deranged rapist this evening."

WindowSeat

just one pass with the denture-grip and i am good all day long!

pattycakes

Ear Biter. Idiot.

Banjo-Sea Kitten

"Dat Rihanna bitch think Chris Brown smacker her up! Send her my way."

I'm dying to see a comedy take on the life of Mike Tyson, played by Tracy Morgan.

"...which director James Toback has said is about the 'regeneration, reconstruction and rehabilitation of a great spirit.'"

I'm guessing that Toback was not able to pull that off in this case.

nickcarroway

@plf4: No, he looks quite different, unless you count the face tattoo or the gleam of crazy in his eyes.

prettyclever

It's a miracle he's still alive. And some poor shmuck with wife and kids a scraggy dog just died on a random highway in America. WTF God?

TroisFilles

The real joke is that Tyson's half-assed moko means that he eats shit not children.

"Quick, do I have a piece of ear stuck in my teeth?"

bighaired_foodcritic

Crazy mc-crazy pants. I have no use for this mysoginistic asshole. Never have, never will can he just crawl back under his rock already????

I_b_hatin