Mike Goldman Responds…
I am hoping the comment we received on yesterday’s Mike Goldman-related story was actually written by a dedicated but slightly moronic fan of Mike’s, and not the Big Brother Up Late star himself. Because if it was written by Mike, I think he might still be drunk.
mike
April 16, 2009 at 10:50 AMHey you cocksuckers.
My fiance is here with me and I have girls who are friends.
FUCK youuuuuuU!!!!!!! :)
De famer !! Get a life fuckers!!!!! HAAHHAAAAARR!
Worse than the excessive swearing (TUT TUT, MICHAEL – YOU HAVE YOUNG FANS! BEHAVE!) is the fact I don’t really feel satisfied by his explanation of the whole “girlfriend” excuse. Yes, your missus is with you. Yes, you have girls who are friends. But what the hell does “it was just a girlfriend’s prank” mean?!
PS: HEY MIKE! Yours truly and a bunch of chums ran into you after one of the 2005 series evictions, and my friend Gen came up to you and said “Oh Mike! I’m your number one fan!” and you replied “Does that mean you’re going to suck my cock?” and she said “Probably”. Special times! And we made you a tin foil hat and you wore it, and you explained how some beefy looking ADIDAS-tracksuit wearing “c*nt” (I’m quoting you here) was the only person who had bothered to shout you a drink, and you seemed sad about that. You also seemed a little drunk. But now you have a hot future wife and score flights to LA with the Curry-Kenny massive, so it sounds like things are on the up and up for you.
THREE CHEERS FOR MIKE GOLDMAN! YOU GO, GIRLFRIEND!
Comments
nice one jess. i fucking hate mike goldman he shits me. got anything else on him?
I thought that anecdote was heart-warming, not mocking! God forbid Mike calls us all fuckers again :(
I used to be a fan of Mike Goldman but not any more after reading that. Eeeuuuwwwww.
It’s great to see Mike display as much class as he has hair! Keep up the great work Mike, Australia needs quality voice-over artists like you….
I too have had the dubious pleasure of dealing with Mr. Goldman, albeit in a professional context (don’t ask). Within the first twenty seconds of our conversation, he’d already invited me out for a “night of hunting down some hot young p—-” as a bonding exercise next time I was up north. What a gentleman.
In retrospect, I should have activated an exaggerated camp dialect and a false, disturbing interest in his physique as soon he opened his mouth.
I’ve twice had the misfortune of running into Mike while out and about, he’s been a complete asshole on both occasions.