Jimmy Fallon Quiet On Alleged Pizza Fight
Why do you not publicly address last weekend’s rumoured pizza-related fistfight, Jimmy Fallon? What are you hiding? The smirking TV host has conveniently skirted the issue so far. But we have sources everywhere!
Fallon’s flack talks to P6 today about how the woefully inadequate replacement for Conan O’Brien was kicked out of NYC pizza joint Posto, but totally leaves out any mention of what one tipster told us was a “nice little fistfight” afterwards:
“they could not have been any ruder. The hostess who asked him to leave was seemingly gleeful about it. Jimmy is never going back to Posto,” Fallon’s rep told Page Six.
Blah blah blah. The fight man, what about the fight? Fallon’s been quiet about it on Twitter so far. But! Another tipster spotted him after the incident and pronounced his face shiner-free:
I saw Jimmy Fallon with his wife at JFK this morning (Sunday) at 6am. We were both online at American’s First Class Check in. Other than being really tired, like all of us having to be there at that hour, I didn’t notice any injuries or evidence of fight. I’m sure his travel/airline etc is checkable. I wrote this note only b/c I was amused by the coincidence of seeing him this morning and now reading the post (I’m in SF at the moment) ….
Fallon is indeed on vacation this week. So come out with it, Jimmy: what happened out there? Twitter it or email us at once, or you’re scared. Playground rules. [Previously]
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Perhaps the tipster who saw him at JFK this morning should have completed a citizen's arrest, a la Gomer Pyle. Fallon is clearly on the lam, not vacay.
ocpd301
Who knows if it means anything, but I walked by Posto last night and it was nearly empty at an hour during which it's usually bustling.
reddy
Ponder this philosophical question: If a fallon is beaten outside of a pizza place, and there is nobody there to see it, does anyone give a fuck?
Mymoustache
It's always the comedians who are one "snap" away from taking out everyone with an Uzi.
Pizza Shut
If you were beat up by a hostess you wouldn't be bragging about it either!
I'm confused by the fact that he has a wife. Then again she's in the mommy zone.
Whatever else you think of Jimmy Fallon, that picture is funny.
Mr. Guy
Has anyone else seen people wearing TVs playing his show? I guess they are promoting it, but it was a group of people, WEARING TVs, kinda talking by themselves. Not the most effective, I would think
slainte_pants
@FormerEnglishMajor: The Heckler and Koch MP5 is so much more controllable in full auto mode.
Comedians? Good - Fallon is no threat, then.
rowlkr
@Mr. Guy: Still reliably irritated by him, and no.
@reddy: It means people found out Jimmy Fallon eats there.
NigelAstydameia
American Airlines? Really, Jimmy?
If Jimmy did have a real twin, I bet they would make out, with their tongues 'n stuff.
I only hope that it was a girl who clocked him. Oh please, let it be so.
Word is that the waitress was nothing but professional and polite in asking him to leave --- Fallon used insults and profanity, verbally abusing the waitress in from of the other customers and his kids, and then rushing to Twitter it like a 'Tween. But there was no "fistfight", that's clearly something invented by the media to puff up a small story... So his rep says "Jimmy is never going back to Posto." Did his rep not even read the papers or talk to him? Of course he isn't going back; he's apparently not ALLOWED to go back in the first place!
PercivalQualakon