Heidi And Spencer, Snout And About

That'll be an interesting-looking tan line when they're done.

I can't believe I actually clicked into this story. I must have the swine flu.

rustneversleeps

They're probably secretly hoping they become infected so they can garner ever more coverage. Wake me when the inevitable "DIVORCE!" issue of OK! hits the stands.

Ok---so I guess it's a blessing that my trip to Cabo was postponed. Seeing these two would be worse than tripping over the dead bodies that they've stacked up on the beach.

serotta620

I'm struggling to be a professional with my Nikon D40x, meanwhile this asshole has a major camera that undoubtedly serves no other purpose than to film his overly tanned wife.

That and the fact that these two are famous for God-knows whatever reason make the unfairness in this world just 'a bit higher.

ibelonginnyc

Those masks aren't protecting them from swine flu, it's to cover up the canker sores.

Jsmoke

@badlydrawnboy: I now feel a morningcap is appropriate.

So they've finally come up with a way to look even stupider (which is exactly how I feel for having clicked).

This is all just hysteria. Heidi and Spencer can't get Swine Flu.

They don't go to school at a New York City private school.

I think they need to be encased in concrete, from head to toe, in order to assure their continued...good health.

He's totally bulked / beefed up. I hate to say that but I'd hit that.... Looks like he may be doing 'roids.

Where is the picture of all of the resort workers wearing surgical gloves as THEIR precaution?

I hope they get quarantined for a long, long time.

Why didn't they sell ad space on those masks?

In Cabo you're more likely to catch herpes from the swimming pool.

gawkimo

If those masks went a little bit higher on their faces I'd totally hit that.

fuzzywhat

@nystar2000: I hope they become infected, and not at all secretly.

Tyra, take note: THAT is how you smile with your eyes.

Barf.

They look infinitely better with the masks on.

rudi_freude

It's like their auditioning for the CDC's new "Got Mask?" public service announcements.

There's no such campaign, of course, but I think the papparazzi could have lots of fun with gullible celebutards.

Swine flu is least of their concerns. They should worry more about catching STD's from each other.

Sir Thomas More

I feel like I just lost a bunch of brain cells. Why did I click on this?

As I am a smart conservative, I think I need to drink heroically in order to drown my pessimism with posts like these.

I'd like a count of how many times they've each had unprotected sex. But now they worry?

TroisFilles

Love in the time of swine flu!

Kayla Dreyer

@rustneversleeps: i second that.

pattycakes

Ok, these photos absolutely intrigue me for all the wrong reasons. It might be because they're basically mocking those seriously ill with this flu? Could it be their total lack of self-awareness? Possibly their addiction to attention, whether its positive or negative?

They look like the poster children for the Aryan Nation.

I never believed in the story of the apocalypse till I saw these two togther. Just imagine their spawn.

It's like a Richard Prince nightmare.

Robbster

What? The masks aren't there to protect Mexico from them?

FloydCossus