Flotsam & Jetsam

Fighting, F-cking, Death, And Debra Messing

Mark Wahlberg finally gets to fight. Jenny Bicks is a writer you should be jealous of. People love a good real-life murder mystery, whether it’s set in Aruba or Colorado. And they love Debra Messing too.

Mark Wahlberg’s Boston dream tough guy project The Fighter has finally found its footing. Jilted since Matt Damon, then Brad Pitt, then Darren Aronofsky dropped out, the film has landed on Christian Bale as costar and David O. Russell as director. The movie, about Boston boxing half-brothers Mickey Ward and Dicky Eklund, will begin production in July. Way to go, Wahlby. [Variety]

Screenwriter Jenny Bicks is one busy broad. After slogging through years of Sex and the City she was stationed on Men in Trees, then wrote the Ellen DeGeneres comedy Mother Nature, is doing a rewrite of pilot Washingtonienne, and has now landed a gig writing the pilot for an HBO project called Modern Love, which, yes is based on the New York Times feature. It’s Bicks’ first time writing a male lead, so wish her luck! Or, don’t. Whichever. [Variety]

Here’s America: more people watched the Lifetime Movie Network feature Natalee Holloway—about the Alabama teenager who disappeared in Aruba all those years ago and was most likely sold into white slavery—than have ever watched the net in its 11 year history. 3.2 million people, to be exact. Because everyone can relate to having their high school student daughter snatched or murdered or stolen off into the sea while she’s on a chaperoned vacation. Either that, or people are just horrible creatures who point and coo at car accidents and search YouTube for footage of plane crashes and homicide investigations. So, congratulations LMN. You’ve found your stride. Can’t wait for the Molly Bish movie. [Variety]

Just when you thought you’d finally seen the last of her, the Starter Grace may be back on your TV screens, shuffle dancing and mugging for your mild delight. Debra Messing may see her new single-camera comedy series picked up by NBC. Seems like a long time ago that Ned and Stacey got canceled, doesn’t it? [THR]

Hm, there may be hope for bloodthirsty voyeuristic America yet. Oprah Winfrey has pulled a Columbine-themed episode of her show, saying it focused too much on the perpetrators of the school massacre, rather than their victims. So, that’s regular decent of her I guess. Sucks, though, for Dave Cullen, who wrote a new book called Columbine that is apparently quite good, that he plugged on the never-to-air episode. That’s like having a million dollars snatched right out of your hand. [THR]

Jena Malone has joined the cast of Zack Snyder’s Sucker Punch!, as has the increasingly-busy Jamie from The Real World: San Diego. Evan Rachel Wood and Emma Stone are, unfortunately, out. [THR]

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  • rubyruby

    @Cecil's Wielder: so long as they do it with their shirts off.

    rubyruby

  • BitterDiva

    I keep the TV tuned to Lifetime to keep the dogs company when I'm not home.

    BitterDiva

  • DahlELama

    Any idea when that rewritten pilot of Washingtonienne is going to be aired? I'm suffering Jason Dohring withdrawal.

    DahlELama

  • souldecirce

    The people who watched this Lifetime movie must be the same who watch Nancy Grace and Greta van Susteren. I accidentally caught sight of Nancy Grace's show, where she was talking about the Caylee Anthony case. Five months later, another of those accidents, and I thought I had gone back in time. Unreal, this fetishizing of missing kids and wives.

    souldecirce

  • formerly it takes a lot to laugh

    They did rebrand - they're now LyfTym.

  • PaisleyPajamas

    I thought Lifetime rebranded themselves? This sounds like the same schlocky, predictable, "woman as victim" tripe they've been pedaling all along causing their viewership to be made up of the same people who watch daytime soaps and think they represent real life.

  • secretagentman

    @Richard Lawson: Yeah, terrifyingly hot!

    secretagentman

  • TableNine

    What with TGS and that new upcoming Janet Jopler movie, I don't see how Jena Malone has the time to sleep, let alone shoot all these things.

    TableNine

  • Macloserboy

    @Spirit Fingers: It was a great show that was beginning to find its less-sitcomy stride right at the end. The peak episode had to be the bagel commercial.

    And if you insult Debra Messing again, I'm gonna come get you.

    @Almostbanned [jezebel took away my star]: You too.

  • Queen of the Passive Aggressives

    Marky Mark/Bale is a major swoonfest - and set in Kerouac's back yard to boot!

    Queen of the Passive Aggressives

  • Richard Lawson

    @Cecil's Wielder: It's going to be terrifying.

  • Cecil's Wielder

    Christian Bale and David O. Russell are going to murder people on that set.

    Cecil's Wielder

  • Mary Mouse

    Re: Molly Bish - who's playing the hamster?

  • fuzzywhat

    Shirtless Marky Mark and Christian Bale in one movie? Swoon...

    fuzzywhat

  • EleanorRigby

    I would much rather hear about your Gossip Girl watching experience last night than any of these deals.

  • formerly it takes a lot to laugh

    If only all those things did go together.

  • Almostbanned [jezebel took away

    Debra Messing sat behind me on a flight from LA to NY a few weeks ago. She looks verrrrry old.

  • Spirit Fingers

    I loved Ned and Stacey. Thought Thomas Haden Church was hilarious, even on Wings. (Shut up! I was not the only person who watched Wings.) Messing however was a ditz who campaigned way to hard to be the second coming of Lucille Ball and Rita Hayworth. Not even close on either account.

    Spirit Fingers

  • MrRewrite

    ok, how about two half-brother fighters vacation in Aruba when the first black woman becomes President, and somehow both of them fall in love with her during a summit on the island, but the President's white college roomie is offed during the weekend. Who done it?!

    MrRewrite

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