Be An Important Part Of Project Runway!
Now that the Project Runway Wars are over, it’s time to get on with the business of casting for the fashion show’s seventh season. The application is due April 24th. Which isn’t much time!
The application, available online, basically consists of “Have you ever worked for the Weinstein Corporation” and “Are you actually a fashion designer” questions. But there are a few that seem a bit invasive, which is why we would never go on a reality show. But you might!
Plus there’s the crazy confidentiality agreement. Basically if you let slip any pertinent details about your unaired season, you owe Project Runway millions of dollars for the rest of your life:
So if none of that scared you off, and you read about the application here first and then end up on the show, let us know (uh, without violating that crazy confidentiality clause)! And we’ll become your official sponsor. In, you know, a completely non-financial capacity. But we’ll cheer you on! Unless you’re bad. Then, boo.
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Please tell me Wendy Pepper is now a producer with the move to Lifetime. The world suddenly makes sense.
HAVE YOU EVER TRHOWN A CAT AT YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER? WAS IT A PUREBRED CAT? IF SO, WHAT BREED?
Lets not be too critical. This is the crack team that brought us such winners as Blayne and Joe (right?) so...I think they know what they're doing.
Aren't importance and Project Runway mutually exclusive?
SO YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND/WIFE/HUSBAND, IS HE OR SHE ... YOU KNOW, MALE? AND ARE YOU MALE? THAT IS ... LOOK, WHAT WE'RE RELLY TRYING TO ASK IS, ARE YOU GAY OR STRAIGHT? BECAUSE WE LIKE TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE STRAIGHT GUY ON EVERY SEASON, SO ... ARE YOU ONE? A STRAIGHT GUY, WE MEAN. (CIRCLE YES OR NO) YES NO
I've got a pair of ripped warm-up pants that I've created using my ass and a desk chair.
lawyergay
That liquidated damages clause appears to have been drafted by a mental patient.
depardoo
@lawyergay: honestly, i've been giggling for the last five minutes with this picture in my head!
tigolbitties
Here's a shirt from Wall Mart. How would you sell it to me?
IS YOUR MOTHER/STEPMOTHER STILL ALIVE? NO? OH, YOU POOR THING.
@MisterHippity: Was it a rescue cat, and was it spade or neutered?
How much shelf life does the Project Runway franchise have left in it anyway?
YOU ARE GIVEN THREE PLASTIC COMBS, A TASK CHAIR, SOME USED DENTIL FLOSS, AND A CABBAGE. PLEASE DETAIL HOW YOU WOULD CREATE A BLACK COCKTAIL DRESS FOR A DRAG PERFORMER USING ONLY THESE ITEMS IN UNDER A HALF HOUR.
DEFINE IRONY
@lawyergay: Ha, I read "ripped-up warm pants," and thought, yeah, I know what that's about.
Crazies please apply. Please.
"Look y'all, here's my chance to finally show the world that my glue gun and my Bedazzer were smart investment tools. You mocked me before, but wait til I show you all on TV."
That's my prepared speech for my family when I make it on this show. I stopped taking the meds a few days ago to make sure the crazy was ratcheted up a few thousand kilowatts for my application and interview.
@Dickdogfood: Haha.
Reality television has hit a new all-time low! Asking contestants to not reveal who wins before the air date... and then threatening them with punitive damages! Is there no level they won't sink to?
allnighter