Thursday, April 23, 2009

Flotsam & Jetsam

Which Whiny Actor Will Only Travel By Golf Cart?

11:31PM Richard Lawson | Today we have a star who uses a big name at hotels, a TV actor who’s a terrible diva about learning his lines, and a movie star who’s a terrible diva about walking. More »
People

Here’s Something Else To See At The Melbourne Comedy Festival

3:48PM Jess McGuire | I’m sure many of you still mourn the loss of Clem “CLAM BESTOF” Bastow from the Defamer Australia family, and often find yourself wondering what the little minx is up to these days. Oh, you know – radio, television, writing – the usual. She is also performing a show at this year’s Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Would you like to learn more? More »
Small Screen

This Is The Best Collection Of Big Brother Related Blind Items EVER!

3:30PM Jess McGuire | Inspired by Defamer Australia’s stories about Mike Goldman at an eviction party a few years back, blogger WorldWideJeb has revealed he used to work as a “talent” manager for Big Brother evictees, and as the show is now off the air and enough time has passed to ensure no one can land in any trouble for spilling their guts, he’s spewed forth some amazing Big Brother related blind items on his blog. More »
Radio

Attention Australian Youths With Low Self-Esteem!

2:20PM Jess McGuire | Hello, readers! If you’re really, really unattractive but crave radio fame, then perhaps the latest Twitter message from Triple J’s Hack will be of some interest to you! More »
Music

Cross Dressing 80s Pop Star Admits To Affair With Gavin Rossdale

2:00PM Jess McGuire | I thought that rock star Gavin Rossdale’s queertastic affair during the eighties with cross dressing British pop star Marilyn was very, very old news. Boy George wrote about it in his autobiography ages ago, and photos of a young Gavin and Marilyn in loving embraces have been floating around online for as long as I can remember. Still, apparently the story of Gavin’s less than straight past is news again because according to gossip rags, Marilyn has finally spoken out and confirmed the rumours. More »
People

Bingle’N'Pup Watch: The Missus Has Been Invited To Cricket Camp

12:25PM Jess McGuire | Oh, I totally forgot that I’d created this incredibly thrilling new Defamer Australia feature last month – my sincere apologies. If you’ve been wondering whether Lara Bingle and Michael Clarke are still as in love as ever, you’d better click through for the latest update in their relationship. More »
Small Screen

4 Ingredients Recipe Generator

11:29AM Jess McGuire | More brilliance from the interwebs. Have you ever watched the LifeStyle channel’s hit television show 4 Ingredients and thought to yourself “My god! I’d rather reheat some day old faeces than swallow that hideous kitchen concoction!”? Well, you’re clearly not alone. Website The Last Appetite has decided that they could make a better fist of it in the kitchen, so to speak, and they’ve created a 4 Ingredients Recipe Generator. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day

9:59AM Jess McGuire | I really, really love today’s Clip Of The Day. It features children and music, and not in a disturbing MiniWhores kinda way More »
Print

Looks Like Cleo Readers Are Quite Into The “Sexually Ambiguous” Axle Whitehead!

7:21AM Jess McGuire | Congratulations to Axle Whitehead who has landed himself the highly coveted title Cleo’s Bachelor Of The Year. More »
Small Screen

American Idol: Disco? Balls.

5:51AM Richard Lawson | So Disco Night happened on American Idol. Everyone still with us? Ten toes, ten fingers? All right, good. We made it. That wasn’t so bad, was it? I mean, it could have been much worse. More »