Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Big Screen

An Early Star Trek Rave

7:30PM Ryan Tate | The Daily Mail took an early look at the new Star Trek prequel movie due out in May. “Effusive” does not quite describe the review: More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Barbaric Blogger Bloodsport Revealed In Hollywood

7:29PM Ryan Tate | Revolution is inevitably followed by a period of chaos. Maybe that’s why a highbrow New York Observer story about the evolution of Hollywood news media devolved into a glorious, shit-throwing media shitstorm. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Meet Mr Stavros Flatly…

4:49PM Jess McGuire | Britain’s Got Talent has won my heart, despite how snide and rude (in an unfunny way) the judges can occasionally be when it comes to delivering one liners. Meet a new YouTube sensation, Mr Stavros Flatley (and his son, Mr Stavros Flatley Jr.) More »
People

Top Five Things To Throw At Kyle Sandilands

2:03PM Jess McGuire | Back in the day, I used to loathe Kyle Sandilands. I thought he was a disgusting, witless, talentless human being whose very existence proved beyond a doubt that there really is no God. In fact, I believe at one stage I described him as a “clod hopping, syphilitic arse hat” which seems excessively descriptive even by my standards! More »
Small Screen

“You Know It’s Going To Be Good…”

11:43AM Jess McGuire | Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure and a real sense of delay that I introduce you to the greatest article ever published in an Australian paper. Seriously. More »
People

Jason Dundas Is ‘Not Exactly’ On The Market

10:39AM Jess McGuire | It’s been a big year with the ladies for Jason Dundas, I’ve no doubt. After winning Cleo’s Bachelor Of The Year, it’s highly likely that Jason has spent the past twelve months beating them off with a stick. Happily for Jason, this frenzied period of Cleo readers attempting to boff him is now coming to a close, and some other poor man is going to have to take the Bachelor Of The Year crown and the responsibilities that come with it. What does Jason care? He’s not even a bachelor any more – kinda! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day

10:03AM Jess McGuire | Today’s clippy goodness comes from Victoria, who sent through the following slice of YouTube magic and added a note saying “Might want to recommend headphones.”. You heard the lady! HEADPHONES! NOW! More »
People

Hurley From Lost Makes His Own Halloween Costumes

7:00AM Dodai | Lovable Jorge Garcia — Hurley on Lost — was on the Bonnie Hunt show today. Jorge started out discussing how hard it is not to laugh when shooting intense scenes, saying: More »
Small Screen

The Hills: Working Hard To Make A Better World For None Of Us

4:31AM Richard Lawson | In 1974, the great Studs Terkel published Working: People Talk About What They Do All Day and How They Feel About What They Do. In 2009, Handbags Pratt, an idiot gypsy, finally went to work. More »
Small Screen

Gossip Girl: Serena And Dan Hate The Jews

2:24AM Richard Lawson | What is Gossip Girl? Is it shadow? Is it light? Is it some dusky energy in between, full of whispers and haunts and newborn ghosts? Maybe. But it’s also just a silly TV show. OK: More »