Thursday, April 16, 2009

Flotsam & Jetsam

Who Spent $15,000 On Drugs While ‘Researching A Role’?

11:50PM Richard Lawson | Today we have only two sad little items. One about a comedian who’s doing drugs, shockingly. The other is about, well, an actor who’s doing drugs. But it’s research for a role. So. More »
Big Screen

Sad Mel Gibson Wondering If He Picked The Wrong Oksana

7:20PM Ryan Tate | Splash News snapped this sad picture of Mel Gibson on a beach in Costa Rica, contemplating his impending divorce and, no doubt, $US480 million-ish divorce settlement. Also: Which musical Oksana he’ll end up with. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day

3:31PM Jess McGuire | You know what? When people stop sending in links to great YouTube videos (or any embeddable clips, for that matter), then I’m left with having to rely on YouTube’s “Recommended For You” section. Needless to say, YouTube doesn’t think I’m very bright. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Qantas Are So Sick Of These Motherf*cking Snakes On Their Motherf*cking Planes

1:36PM Jess McGuire | I know I should be feeling kinda bad for Qantas because another negative story about them has hit the papers, but to be honest I’m vaguely thrilled by the following tale of snakes terrorising a Qantas flight. When “cult” movies get realMore »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Qantas Is DYING, People!

12:47PM Jess McGuire | It seems the cold weather has resulted in those disobedient sharks finally taking a break from biting beach goers, which has given Qantas a chance to return to the headline grabbing glory days of 2008. More »
Small Screen

Mike Goldman Responds…

11:52AM Jess McGuire | I am hoping the comment we received on yesterday’s Mike Goldman-related story was actually written by a dedicated but slightly moronic fan of Mike’s, and not the Big Brother Up Late star himself. Because if it was written by Mike, I think he might still be drunk. More »
People

Lindsay Lohan Is Rather Funny, Isn’t She?

9:41AM Jess McGuire | Post-Samantha Ronson split (yes, I know I haven’t really covered their break up personally on here, but I took it hard!), Lindsay Lohan is reminding those of us who adored her movies like Mean Girls exactly why we loved her in the first place. More »
Small Screen

Is This Official Channel Ten Merchandise?

8:39AM Jess McGuire | There is so much to like about the following photo, I barely know where to start. One thing I do know for sure is that I need to add something similar to my wardrobe immediately. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Religious Exteremist Terrorists Destroy Government Killing Thousands

5:51AM Richard Lawson | That’s an “Uncomfortable Plot Summary” for the first Star Wars movie. And, hey, it’s pretty accurate! It’s a fun game to play, and one that postmodernbarney has played exhaustively. What are some others? More »
Small Screen

American Idol: Sit Back And Relax, Enjoy The Schmo

4:55AM Richard Lawson | Forget you, Sasha Frere-Jones. The hip hipster face of music appreciation is now Quentin Tarantino. The onetime Idol guest judge was a Mentor to the kids last night. With, you know, predictably disastrous results. More »