Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Small Screen
Octo-Mum’s Dating Show Sure To Attract Quality Men
6:43PM Ryan Tate | Good news in dark times: You’ll seen be able to take Nadya Suleman away from her 14 kids, on a date, to be filmed by reality show cameras and watched by a confused, frightened nation. More »
People
Lindsay Lohan Breakdown Is A Tabloid Feeding Frenzy
5:54PM Ryan Tate | One might assume that months of teary, yelling, storming-out fights between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson sated readers’ appetites for details of the couple’s drama. But it just made everyone hungrier for the big breakup. More »
People
1:07PM Jess McGuire | From the tone of Samantha Lane’s article about the online video antics of North Melbourne Football Club players, I suspect I am meant to be outraged by the following news story. Perhaps the fact I am finally finding sport star mischief worthy of a reluctant smile says something about how horrible and sick in the head I am these days. Or how crap both versions of The Footy Show are.
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North Melbourne Football Club Make Chicken On Chicken Porn Video
1:07PM Jess McGuire | From the tone of Samantha Lane’s article about the online video antics of North Melbourne Football Club players, I suspect I am meant to be outraged by the following news story. Perhaps the fact I am finally finding sport star mischief worthy of a reluctant smile says something about how horrible and sick in the head I am these days. Or how crap both versions of The Footy Show are.
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Small Screen
10:45AM Jess McGuire | All power to Home & Away producers, the leather vest wearing television pioneers who continue to push the Calamite agenda down the throat of the nation in the hope the public will eventually lose its gag reflex and just learn to enjoy all things queerlicious. More »
Home And Away Continues To Educate
10:45AM Jess McGuire | All power to Home & Away producers, the leather vest wearing television pioneers who continue to push the Calamite agenda down the throat of the nation in the hope the public will eventually lose its gag reflex and just learn to enjoy all things queerlicious. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
8:01AM Jess McGuire | Grab your virtual passports, folks – we’re heading back to Japan!
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YouTube Clip Of The Day
8:01AM Jess McGuire | Grab your virtual passports, folks – we’re heading back to Japan!
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Music
Eminem’s New Video Mocks Women, Lesbians, Bret Michaels, Himself
5:00AM Dodai | Eminem’s been away, and clearly his time off was spent watching reality TV, visiting blogs and reading tabloids. His new video, “We Made You,” opens with the rapper dressed as Bret Michaels from Rock Of Love. More »
People
Mr. Kumar Goes To Washington
2:29AM Richard Lawson | If you’re wondering why his character died on House last night, you now have your answer. Kal Penn (Harold and Kumar) asked to leave the show to take a new job with the Obama administration. More »
Small Screen
Things To Do With Lauren Conrad When She’s Dead
2:01AM Richard Lawson | Well, here it is. It’s back. The Hills swooped overhead last night—two episodes worth!—like some dark angel of the sparkly rapture. It’s good to know your enemy, so let’s analyse after the jump. More »
Print
Peter Bart And Variety’s Future
1:23AM Hamilton Nolan | Longtime Variety editor Peter Bart was finally replaced last weekend—a move that we (and others) interpreted as Bart being, essentially, stripped of his power to make way for new blood. Not true, he says! More »
Big Screen
12:55AM Richard Lawson | ["Grey's Anatomy" actress Katherine Heigl taking a break from filming her new movie in France; image via Bauer-Griffin]
Actress Hopes Real-Life Smoking Will Kill TV Character
12:55AM Richard Lawson | ["Grey's Anatomy" actress Katherine Heigl taking a break from filming her new movie in France; image via Bauer-Griffin] 