Monday, April 6, 2009

Big Screen

Guess Who Arrives In Sydney Tomorrow?

5:12PM Jess McGuire | I am not the kind of blogger who encourages my readers to go all Single White Female on stars they admire. I like to think we’re all fairly laidback connoisseurs of pop culture, that’s all. Nothing fruity. Certainly no screaming when we see someone famous walking down the street. No Beatles-esque mania at airports. Total chillaxation. That said… GUESS WHO IS ARRIVING AT SYDNEY AIRPORT TOMORROW MORNING OMG!!!!??! More »
Small Screen

Reality Star Discovers Benefits Of Appearing On The Small Screen

2:35PM Jess McGuire | Fact: any kind of fame can make ordinary looking people appear much more bangable. This is because human beings are despicable creatures who stupidly find value in celebrity. We all deserve to be shot. Someone who recently discovered this nugget of truth and realised it totally worked to their advantage? Damian Atkins from The Farmer Wants A Wife. More »
Music

In Case You Missed It: Brian McFadden Doesn’t Play By Pub Rules!

1:07PM Jess McGuire | Remember last weekend when I mentioned I saw Delta Goodrem, Brian McFadden, Ruby Rose, and Molly Meldrum all hanging out at The Corner Hotel after Sia’s gig? And then we discovered that Delta had pulled a sickie that day? Readers who also attended the gig began coming forward and remarking on the behaviour of Delta’s fiance that evening, and the following story was too good to be left behind in Commentville. More »
Music

The Minogue Sisters Are Kicking Romantic Goals!

10:29AM Jess McGuire | They used to say the most delicious sisters to ever emerge from the delightful suburb of Camberwell were cursed when it came to all things romantic, but Dannii and Kylie Minogue appear to have changed their destinies. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day

8:33AM Jess McGuire | Good morning, you dirty spunks! I suspect I may have broken my liver and my brain over the weekend. I think I might have to go back to drinking tea and being wholesome until this world of hurt subsides. In the meantime, I have the following clip to comfort me. Fat unimpressed looking cat in assorted costumes? Don’t mind if I do. Thank you, Japanese television madness! God bless you!
Online

Peter Bart Kicked Upstairs At Variety

8:26AM Ryan Tate | After 20 years as Variety’s editor in chief, Peter Bart was replaced with his deputy. Now the question is what the trade’s cost-cutting corporate overlords will do to the paper. More »
Big Screen

Pirated Wolverine Review Gets Fox Newser Fired

8:17AM Ryan Tate | Wow, 20th Century Fox really doesn’t want anyone to know how fun it is to pirate Wolverine: The studio had a Fox News columnist fired for raving about the unreleased movie. More »
People

New Bust Caps Banner Year For Druggy O’Neal Family

7:28AM Ryan Tate | Redmond O’Neal was just busted for trying to sneak drugs into a prison. We can hardly think of a better way to cap off a year of O’Neal-related druggy hijinks. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Which Star Loves Underage Thai Hookers?

2:00AM Hamilton Nolan | Today: a chain-smoking, clothes-scamming actress, a ’spiritual’ weedhead actor, and a party boy addicted to too-young Thai girls: More »