Which Editor Demands ‘The Same Blow That The Celebs Do?’

1. Everyone knows that Nina Garcia's vagina dentata are slightly bucky. But why is she flashing her hoo-haw to her staff? That's just vulgar.

5) Replaced? Dear god.

Well done to Gatecrasher for the use of "steady stream."

2. All of them, but sounds made up.
4. Still trying to figure out Friday's watersports question.
5. Not sure, but I'm in love.

toilet replacer is Madonna

I'm betting it's toilet "seat" - not entire toilet. That is way too big a job. Plus - seriously, "oh yeah, we replaced it, sure".

4) Is there any chance, really, that it's anyone other than Anderson Cooper?

mackensie

@FormerEnglishMajor: If I were the hotel manager, I would replace the toilet and bill her for parts and labor. If she is really paranoid about germs, you'd think she'd request new bedding.

#5 is something I wish I had the resources (self-delusion and money) to be able to demand…

2) Joshua David Stein

Portmanteautally

@mackensie: Like...Seacrest?

@mackensie:

Hopefully you mean is there anyone else they're talking about.

This just seems like an especially low form of character assassination.

(But yes: closeted + male + "tv icon" = Anderson, no doubt.)

@FormerEnglishMajor: In an interview, Shannen Doherty revealed herself to be an absolute freak about these things. She said she wouldn't let even her boyfriend use her own personal bathroom, (not even standing up). By her own admission, it happened once, she blew a brain-gasket, and had the room fumigated or something.

@LucilleMcGillicuddy: Yeah, old news.

trucha

5. Flipper

bigspike

@Baroness: BTW, by "You," i didn't mean you. I meant the hovering masses.

@Baroness: Jesus. This is the sort of craziness that leads to "hovering." If you really believe you can catch germs through your ass cheeks, stop using public toilets in national parks, etc., and peeing all over the seat. Just stay at home in your hermetically-sealed, hygiene bunkers so I can rest my weary hams on a dry crapper seat.

1. Anyone taken a good look at Anna recently?

Swordfish

2. Joe Dolce?

Swordfish

There is a constant inflationary spiral going on. One old star insists coat hangers be pointed south, a late model ups the ante and demands coatboys in a cloakroom built just for her. It is endemic to a calling in which your entire success depends exclusively on the opinion of others. There is no celebrity who does not secretly know she would be working in the cloakroom herself were the mood of the base groundlings to alter slightly. So she needs more and more proof of status. Even John Galt craved acceptance from the superhero set.

@Baroness: You know, if she were a struggling actress, or just the truck-stop waitress she would have been had Aaron Spelling not come calling, she wouldn't have the money to be able to freak about this stuff.

Why is it only the rich who become germ freaks? Hughes, Trump, etc. It's like they don't have enough BIG things to worry about.

Plus - ha. NY Times article that says science now showing germs are what PROTECT you from getting more serious things - so maybe we can get rid of these people sooner:

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@Baroness: Mariah Carey is also said to be a rabid germ freak. Divas. What idiots.

@No Day Like Friday: He's not really closeted, though. Everyone knows. I'd go with Seacrest on this one.

4. Seacrest

DesirooForYou

#3. hayden p and milo v?

rayday

@downlow:
There have been stories about several celebs that demand new bedding in hotels.
Most good hotels always have new mattresses in stock to replace damaged or worn out ones, so all they do is give her the new one & put the used one into another room.

Greasy Thumb Guzik

Swordfish, I tried but my eyeballs exploded . . .

Tattertotter

@BadenBaden: also, "sea"crest, "water sports" = connection.

totally seacrest. cooper does not strike me as the watersports type.

Edward Bottger

@Red letter: and it's fine cuz we Latinos love him too! (heart heart)

@FormerEnglishMajor: ...because sooooo many people die each year from being in bathrooms other people have used.

I actually have a it on extremely good count (best friends friend) that Anderson isn't so much into golden showers as he is into eating starfish. For hours and hours (and hours) apparently. He loves the spicy latinos and interestingly loves well... you get the idea. I've actually wanted to report this for weeks but the vulgarity of what he really likes shocked me... and I wasn't sure how to classily describe it... without offending my own delicate sensibilities.

That is all I know thank you very much. Girls don't like to get dirty so I don't think it's Seacrest.

@JacquesPaysan: Meanwhile, Shannen Doherty saw fit to marry Rick Salomon, arguably a far more serious germ-carrier. Right, it's the hotel bathrooms that are the culprits.

@BadUncle: Amen.

#4 Shepherd Smith from Fox

5.) Rose McGowan. This is not a secret. She even insisted on having the stripper pole sanitized for "Grindhouse"

pixiedarling1984

@Red letter: Ok. I give up. What is "eating starfish"?

xyzpdq

Imagine it. Create the vision.

[www.urbandictionary.com]

mackensie

@xyzpdq: Rimming. And if you're still unsure, use Google.

@xyzpdq: Go down, and to the back.

chxation

@Greasy Thumb Guzik: True but here's the deal: Most run-of-the-mill hotels don't wash the bedspread. My mom always freaked out about us sitting on the bedspread in hotel rooms. She'd remove them from the bed right away. Later, when I got older, I figured out it is because people screw on top of the bed, so when you snuggle under that bedspread at night you are also snuggling under the crusted jizz of the people who stayed there before you, maybe up to 3 or 4 months.

Pleasant!

@Sir Winston Thriller: Thank you dear....I'm waving my kerchief at you!

@downlow: I remember this from a nighttime news mag show, where they went into hotel rooms with the magic light that illuminates body fluids. Two things I remember clearly: five star hotels are not any cleaner than roadside motels, and the dirtiest thing in the room is almost always the bedspread. I always remove it immediately from the bed now.

nowmedusa

@Red letter: OH God! Nooooooooooo Anderson, noooooooooo!

Jeezus, even my delicate sensibilities are a little bruised now, and let me tell you that takes a lot. Please no more starfish references. Like eva!

I pray to God it's Seacrest. Not my boo Andy.

ShortStaK

Uh, what's a starfish?

DudleyProteus

@FormerEnglishMajor: If it's toilet seat the answer is Olivia Newton John.

i have certainly died a few times from that

Courtney Elam

@rayday: my friend texted me from a recent Heroes party (i think it was the season wrap party?) and said Milo wasn't even looking at her. i'm going to agree with you.

LulaMaeBarnes

Seacrest? Shep? Cooper? You guys are really lowering the bar of "icon."

ToniaAntiphus

@Red letter: A lot of gay guys enjoy rimming. How do you get through sex discussions with this friend about his/her friends if the idea of guys rimming is too much vugarity for you to handle?

mostlymartian

#4. Seth MacFarlane

Cam L. Tow

OMG NOTHING FROM CDAN! HALLELUJAH. OH MY LORD. THANK THE HEAVENS! OMGWTFBBQ! HUZZAH!

0h1ndustry

#5 is Streisand. It's in her performance rider I think.

Imnotatnbc

hamsters have big lips?

HurricaneEyes

@mostlymartian: Yeah, rimming is pretty tame as these things go...

WillClark

5 is Rosanne Barr

djslipside

The toilet OCDer is Janet Jackson, it was reported in the gossip colum of the local paper here in Atlanta years ago during a concert tour or a visit to Dupri or something.

NovaAesop