So You Think You Can Get Your Cans Out?

It would be terrible of me to forget to mention on Defamer Australia the fact that a So You Think You Can Dance? contestant has been swept up in a sex scandal, if by sex you mean “vaguely racy pictures taken by the good folks at Zoo Weekly”. Which saucy jiving miss posed with her knockers out for a lads mag? Why, it’s self-professed angry cheerleader Penny Higgs!

Topless photos have emerged of So You Think You Can Dance favourite Penny Higgs. Producers of the series were shocked to learn Zoo Weekly magazine was set to publish revealing snaps of the contestant, one of which shows Higgs on all fours with nothing but bikini bottoms on.

The folks at So You Think You Can Dance are cool with it all, though. Really.

A spokesperson for the family-friendly show said producers had been unaware of the photographs until contacted by Confidential, but said they were taken 12 months ago. “We would have been concerned if she’d done it without telling us but they’re old shots,” he said.

Sadly, I don’t think this story is interesting enough to provoke Stephen Fielding/Fred Nile/all the other Mrs Lovejoys into calling for the program’s cancellation due to its obvious connection with Satan.

Which means more Bass for the rest of us! HUZZAH, OH HAPPY DAY!

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