Scientists Prove Beyond Doubt That Our Kylie Has The Best Arse In The World
You know why there’s no cure for cancer or AIDS yet? Because the world’s best scientists are either working at the Ponds Institute, or doing stuff like this.
Kylie Minogue is known to have the best posterior in tinsel town, and now it has even been proven scientifically. Dr. David Holmes, a psychologist, has come up with a formula to find out what makes Kylies backside so bootylicious, and discover which celebs have got those great curves.
This is real, people. This is not a drill.
His calculations include scores for shape (S), circularity or roundness (C), bounciness (B), firmness (F), and texture or cellulite (T). The formula also takes into account a factor called V, which is a womans hips/waist ratio the bigger the hips in proportion to the waist, the curvier a woman appears. And the magic formula is (S+C) x (B + F)/(T – V), which, if gives a score of 80, youre looking at a perfect bum.
Aussie singer Kylie Minogue has turned out to be the only lady to have achieved that cracking score.
If this news doesn’t make you proud to be Australian, I don’t know what will.
Comments
at what point did Dr. David Holmes (presumably John’s brother) get to take these measurements? has he been jetting about the world on the search for booty? also, is this the second arse related story this morning?
“Cracking score” – nice.