Rehab For Courtenay Semel’s ‘Exhaustion’
Courtenay Semel is ready to stop lighting her girlfriends’ hair on fire, or at least regain access to the trust fund her father, former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, locked her out of.
She’s headed to rehab, Page Six reports, using a cover her ex Lindsay Lohan would appreciate: Exhaustion, which Lohan used to claim crippled her on movie sets (before she was arrested for cocaine possession).
A rep for Semel tells us, “Courtenay has indeed checked into rehab . . . She’s emotionally, physically and mentally exhausted.
There’s no question this “exhaustion” bug has been going around; it sent Heather Locklear into an Arizona treatment facility last year, around the time Kirsten Dunst sought rehab for, uh, depression.
It’s hard to tell what left Semel more tired out: Allegedly punching that security guard in Las Vegas, purportedly setting girlfriend and fellow heiress Casey Johnson’s hair on fire (a charge Semel denies) or working on that reality show.
Actually, none of the above: Our money’s on “trying to live for a month without access to daddy’s money.” Talk about exhausting.
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I'd be exhausted too, walking around with a crown reading "Pussycat Dolls" on my head.
Every time I see her I can't help to think how much she looks like her dad.
As a sign of how little I give a damn, is anyone else feeling that third Raekwon mixtape? I'm loving it! "Crack that pineapple open..."
Dude was born to do coke rap. Even if coke rap is played out and dumb.
ligmasagbatch
I'm just glad Courtenay's around, as a qualified substitute in case I ever give up my hopeless and inevitably doomed crush on Sarah Silverman.
But who am I kidding: I'm never giving up on Sarah.
@skahammer: Absolutely with you on this one.
Not The Red Baron
i like people like courtenay, because they make me feel so darn....normal.
EssEffGirl
Why don't these people just enter rehab quietly? Why the press release if you can't own up to addiction?
@Weegee's bored: As hilarious as that would be, I'm pretty sure that's just a poster in the background.
RomeoGanjiro
Thnankfully she is not OD'ing on sushi!
GoRo
Can you imagine what her parents think? All their hard work just to raise a young woman who is nothing more than a stupid twat. And that's being generous.
Eli, ElyTyphon
Here dad screws her up, and you bag on her. Nice.
She's probably exhausted from the horror of sucking dick for her coke instead of using dad's money to buy it???
DaTruff3
Rehab? Aw man, I was hoping for an OD-related death.
Almostbanned
Does she remind anyone else of a coked-out hooker version of Sarah Silverman?
@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Once you become an adult, there is no more blaming mommy and daddy. You must simply grow up and deal with the life you have. I have yet to meet a person who's parents didn't screw them up. When you are an adult, you take responsibility for yourself.
hellcat
@Eli, ElyTyphon: you defame stupid twats the world over by mentioning this waste of sperm and egg in the same sentence as them...
...Separated at birth?
Ack, no picture. My embedding skills are not l33t. Here is the picture I was trying to post. I thought the resemblance was uncanny.
goodlooking girl... i bet her mouth smells like a tuna sandwich.