Possible Reasons Why Delta Didn’t Sing The National Anthem At The Grand Prix

The gossip rags have turned against Our Delta (well, as much as they’re willing to) and have begun questioning why she announced she was too ill to perform at the Grand Prix, but somehow ended up hanging out with me at The Corner Hotel before shaking her groove thing at a nightclub in Melbourne. What gives?

Her goodgirl reputation is hanging in the balance as Delta Goodrem fans try to work out what happened to the popstar when she called in sick at the Australian F1 Grand Prix on Sunday and went out clubbing. Thousands of fans were left disappointed when Goodrem failed to front to sing the national anthem.

Citing a sore throat and a case of laryngitis, she sent her apologies and made her-self scarce. But only hours later, Goodrem was seen partying into the wee hours at several Melbourne nightclubs.

Since I now consider myself part of the whole Delta/Brian/Molly/Ruby Rose/Hirsute Dude From Rogue Traders crew, I feel I should speak up for my new friend Delta.

Could it be that Delta really was feeling under the weather? And poor Brian McFadden, desperately in love and worried about his darling fiancé, spent hours trying to nurse her back to health, but nothing could heal her? And then Molly Meldrum, a caring chap who is always there for his mates, stopped by the hotel to check in on the extremely ill Delta? And knowing how powerful the music of Sia can be, Molly suggested they gently lift Delta from her bed and carry her to The Corner Hotel to listen to Sia’s magical tunes in the hope that Delta could gain strength from the beauty of Sia’s songwriting? And because the gig was sold out, they had to call Ruby Rose and ask her if she could get Delta on the door with her MTV Australia connections? And Sia’s music did miraculously fix our Delta right up, but not in time to perform at the Grand Prix? And maybe Molly thought a drink or two at a Melbourne nightclub after the show would make Delta feel better about not singing about girt by sea?

I MEAN, IT COULD HAVE GONE DOWN THAT WAY. STOP PICKING ON OUR DELTA! AND PRAISE BE TO SIA, SHE IS OUR GOD NOW.

Delta Goodrem a no-show at F1 Grand Prix