Pop Star Adele Wants To Sell You Her Piss

Wow, when it comes to news stories featuring bodily fluids, we (by way of the hilarious legendary journalists over at Female First) are really delivering this week! Yesterday we learned of George Clooney’s refusal to allow PETA to produce tofu flavoured by sweat from his gym towel, and today we discover that the singer responsible for the gorgeous ballad Hometown Glory is willing to offload bottles of her piss for you… for a price.

Adele wants to sell her urine. The ‘Chasing Pavements’ singer has joked that instead of creating her own perfume, she is tempted to sell bodily fluids to boost her income.

She quipped: “The whole idea of being a celebrity: doing my own TV show, launching my own perfume… I suppose I could bottle my p**s!”

Oh bless you, Adele – I’m sure if it could actually be done, Pete Doherty would have been selling jars of his piss on eBay to fund his crack habit/pay for cabs years ago. Instead, blood paintings had to suffice.

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