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Miley Cyrus Stalker Filmed By Daily News, Sent On His Merry Way

Miley Cyrus, the chestnutty star of Hannah Montana, is in New York today! A legion of fans has shown up to meet her, including Mark McLeod, a creepy Georgian who talks to her through pictures.


He tells the New York Daily News that they have a dialogue where he talks to the 16-year-old (out loud maybe?) and she responds through her various paparazzi photos. So… that’s… Um. That’s good. He’d also like to marry her, but probably first needs the permission of his FLDS leader and maybe Pa Cyrus, Billy Ray, who, probably, plans to declare prima nocte. So! Everyone’s terrifying!

Thanks, Videogum, for the scary story.

Jared Leto? Start practicing your twang.

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