Gabriella Cilmi Has Been Fugged!
I guess you know you’ve made some inroads in the US when you’ve grabbed the attention of the fabulous team from Go Fug Yourself. Although they have referred to ARIA award winning pop singer Gabriella Cilmi as a Random Fug…
Look how unhappy they are with Our Gabriella’s dress made of ties!
Necktie dresses? Never. Because they are NECKTIES. And that is a NECKTIE BELT. There’s a reason they put the word “neck” in there, people. BECAUSE THEY GO ON YOUR NECK. DO WE REALLY NEED TO TAKE REMEDIAL KINDERGARTEN-LEVEL ANATOMY TODAY? I CANNOT STOP SHOUTING. If I were in Clue, a candlestick would have dropped on my head by now and knocked me out cold.
Gabriella will know she’s truly made it when she gets her own section on Go Fug Yourself, like Abbie Cornish!
Thanks to Clem “Clam Bestof” Bastow for the heads up.
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