Did Russell Brand Steal Some Pussy?

Could it be that bouffant coiffed comic and notorious pantsman Russell Brand has had to resort to stealing pussy? Folks, it seems it could be the case. Ready yourselves to learn of the Forgetting Sarah Marshall star’s kittynapping ways, and how you can use the magic of Twitter to help convince him to put things right.

From the latest Holy Moly newsletter:

A mole was talking to his daughter’s friend who lives in Hampstead village opposite Russell Brand. She pointed out his house and then went: “He stole our cat.” According to this poor innocent little child, they let the cat out one day, the big black and white fluffy one now in Brand’s possession, and didn’t see it for eight weeks, until a picture appeared in the paper with Russell holding said moggy.

The cat’s real name is Chunky Mungo, not the name Russell has given him. Russell, your neighbour Lauren would like her cat back please.

If you’re on Twitter (and who isn’t) simply cut and paste this:

@rustyrockets please give Chunky Mungo back to your neighbour Lauren you thieving swine #russellbrandstolemypussy

PS: Russell, if you’ve not got Lauren’s cat, can you just pop over the road and let her know? Ta.

There you go, Twitter users. You know what you have to do.