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Blake Lively Taunts David Letterman With Forbidden Fruit


David Letterman made an honest woman of his sweetheart, and this is how the gods reward him: Blake Lively, still nursing a childhood Letterman crush, invited the Late Show host for a threesome.

Sure, Lively was joking about a polygamist marriage between her, Letterman, and Julia Roberts, but the electricity between the Gossip Girl star and Letterman was every bit as strong as that time one year ago when she said he was in the same league as Leonardo DiCaprio, and he kissed her hand.

The on-air flirtation this time didn’t quite reach Letterman-Drew Barrymore levels, but between the thigh groping, chin touching and hair twirling, Letterman was primed to laugh at Lively’s dog story like it was told by Robin Williams.

Lively made sure he know she was going on holiday in a week. One week. Seven days.

Or about how long Letterman has been married, and how long he’ll be taking cold showers for.

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  • powerblonde

    She is gorgeous but her nervous laugh is totes annoying. Props on the dress though.

    powerblonde

  • dagblad

    This was nice.

    dagblad

  • naugahydeinplainsight

    "Boy, you look spring-like." And Dave put up the May Pole early this year. (But really, very sweet, and nice dress.)

  • PrincessKashmir

    "Spring becomes you. Then again, if I were spring, I'd be coming, too. Wait. I think I did that wrong. A HEH HEH HEH (face contortion)."

    PrincessKashmir

  • deleteboy

    When Letterman looks at these under 25-ers, he has this look like 'Eat it up while you can, toots, you're the flavor of the week...' Somehow, I'm thinking he's being super generous by giving them the benefit of the doubt - y'know - and granting them a week, rather than 15 mins...

    Anyone see the clip of him and that kid who looks like Bart Simpson...? Heh - doesn't matter - already forgot him. Clip is here!

    [defamer.gawker.com]

  • rednrowdy

    @deleteboy: it's almost like "oh, i have to interview you because you're famous or whatever, so i'll just quietly ogle you and ask you regular questions to see if you can actually answer them".

  • Aaron Altman

    @PrincessKashmir: Oh my.

  • Aaron Altman

    That Rolling Stone cover is distasteful. I mean, no sprinkles?

  • ZiggyStardust

    @Aaron Altman: And and and...it's probably a libural ice cream cone!

  • kkatt

    It's good to know she realizes that the RS cover is ridiculous.

    kkatt

  • skahammer

    And somewhere deep in the Mojave Desert, in an opium den set up in the back room of an abandoned Christian bookstore, Crispin Glover gets an idea.

  • PrincessKashmir

    @Aaron Altman: Miss you! Also, please write a book of poetry. I'd buy 20 copies.

    PrincessKashmir

  • CarlinaZeikfried

    I'll give her a pass on the nervous laugh, because she otherwise seems exceptionally poised for her age.

    CarlinaZeikfried

  • Tremonius

    In the early days of talk shows, they were called "gushers," the starlets who sucked up to the host. It was realized by all agents that guys watching late nite teevee identified with Johnny Carson so it was a means of flirting with the crowed. Just advertising, plain and simple. Nothing to see here.

  • GuyBitchy

    Lively, yes. Bright, not so much.

    GuyBitchy

  • plf4

    Top 10 ways to spell RENOB

    plf4

  • MirabelleLabadoozie

    @powerblonde: saying "totes annoying" is even more annoying actually.

    MirabelleLabadoozie

  • Uncle_Billy_Slumming

    Anyone who names their company "Worldwide Pants" is A-O.K.

  • spotted-dog

    have you seen him with elle macpherson? also, blake lively is super hot. i've never seen her before.

    spotted-dog

  • Aaron Altman

    @PrincessKashmir: Oh, Princess. Flattery will get you everywhere, and 20 free book copies too. :-)

  • barb95

    I love David Letterman. He treats real actors with respect and trashes the Paris Hilton's and Lauren Conrads of the world. : )

    barb95

  • Almostbanned

    Christ, I would do such bad things to Blake Lively. She wouldn't walk for a month.

    Almostbanned

  • PrincessKashmir

    @Aaron Altman: I know I (and your legion of followers) can be flirty, but I mean it with the few remaining sincere fibers of my being: You have an extraordinary talent, the kind of talent that makes me realize why learning to read was a good idea, and someone ought to publish you. (/sincerity -- I know it gets old.)

    PrincessKashmir

  • VanSchmoren

    But the mushmouth!! Why does she always talk like she has a head full of pills?

    VanSchmoren

  • BoomBoomBoo

    Dave, Dave, Dave.

    I've had a crush on you since my teenage years as well. Unfortunately, I don't look like that in a red dress.

    *sigh*

  • TillieHarper

    Her voice, mannerisms, scrawn always make me think of Anne Coulter.

    That is not a good thing.

    TillieHarper

  • BlackXacto

    Letterman is a long time professional and treats his guests w respect if they deserve it, unlike Rush Linbaugh, who Letterman asked, as they were closing the segment: "Do you ever look in the mirror in the morning and think you're a bag of hot air?"

    He just goofed around with her, like all the starlets that come on pitching their wares/work. I saw no undue attention.

    BlackXacto

  • Brutus Pechovnik

    What's her name?
    Regards
    Torn Cover

    Brutus Pechovnik

  • Social Crimer

    Yeah, but didja see how he totally iced her out when they cut to commercial break? He didn't even look at her. D-nied!

  • Stream Of Consciousness

    Wow she is gorgeous! Lucky man Dave. :)

  • flathead

    why is her leg so shiny?

    flathead

  • Aaron Altman

    @PrincessKashmir: Princess: I too am sincere when I say, yes, I am truly flattered at the kind things you say, and yes, dammit, I am blushing. :-)

  • No Day Like Friday

    @MirabelleLabadoozie:

    saying "saying "totes annoying" is even more annoying actually" is more annoying actually.

  • MsHunter

    Thank you! Finally. Someone had to say it.

  • pattycakes

    regarding the drew barrymore flash dance, what's on the back of her pants???
    and yes, why is leg so damn shiny?

    pattycakes

  • lukeoneil47

    @No Day Like Friday:

    YOU'RE annoying.

  • avoidz

    @Almostbanned: I thought it was: She won't shit right for a week?

  • ManfredCacique

    He's married -- not dead. No harm in flirting.

    ManfredCacique

  • StandishCadmium

    I agree. Anyone who would actually use "totes" wins the most annoying prize.

    StandishCadmium

  • zoethebitch

    @spotted-dog:

    "never...seen...her...before"

    incredulous, but envious of your media-free lifestyle

    (what are you doing here?)

    zoethebitch

  • AllAdither

    Sexual tension that is not so vague. A dress that is not ugly.

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