Blake Lively Taunts David Letterman With Forbidden Fruit
David Letterman made an honest woman of his sweetheart, and this is how the gods reward him: Blake Lively, still nursing a childhood Letterman crush, invited the Late Show host for a threesome.
Sure, Lively was joking about a polygamist marriage between her, Letterman, and Julia Roberts, but the electricity between the Gossip Girl star and Letterman was every bit as strong as that time one year ago when she said he was in the same league as Leonardo DiCaprio, and he kissed her hand.
The on-air flirtation this time didn’t quite reach Letterman-Drew Barrymore levels, but between the thigh groping, chin touching and hair twirling, Letterman was primed to laugh at Lively’s dog story like it was told by Robin Williams.
Lively made sure he know she was going on holiday in a week. One week. Seven days.
Or about how long Letterman has been married, and how long he’ll be taking cold showers for.
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She is gorgeous but her nervous laugh is totes annoying. Props on the dress though.
powerblonde
This was nice.
dagblad
"Boy, you look spring-like." And Dave put up the May Pole early this year. (But really, very sweet, and nice dress.)
"Spring becomes you. Then again, if I were spring, I'd be coming, too. Wait. I think I did that wrong. A HEH HEH HEH (face contortion)."
PrincessKashmir
When Letterman looks at these under 25-ers, he has this look like 'Eat it up while you can, toots, you're the flavor of the week...' Somehow, I'm thinking he's being super generous by giving them the benefit of the doubt - y'know - and granting them a week, rather than 15 mins...
Anyone see the clip of him and that kid who looks like Bart Simpson...? Heh - doesn't matter - already forgot him. Clip is here!
[defamer.gawker.com]
@deleteboy: it's almost like "oh, i have to interview you because you're famous or whatever, so i'll just quietly ogle you and ask you regular questions to see if you can actually answer them".
@PrincessKashmir: Oh my.
That Rolling Stone cover is distasteful. I mean, no sprinkles?
@Aaron Altman: And and and...it's probably a libural ice cream cone!
It's good to know she realizes that the RS cover is ridiculous.
kkatt
And somewhere deep in the Mojave Desert, in an opium den set up in the back room of an abandoned Christian bookstore, Crispin Glover gets an idea.
@Aaron Altman: Miss you! Also, please write a book of poetry. I'd buy 20 copies.
PrincessKashmir
I'll give her a pass on the nervous laugh, because she otherwise seems exceptionally poised for her age.
CarlinaZeikfried
In the early days of talk shows, they were called "gushers," the starlets who sucked up to the host. It was realized by all agents that guys watching late nite teevee identified with Johnny Carson so it was a means of flirting with the crowed. Just advertising, plain and simple. Nothing to see here.
Lively, yes. Bright, not so much.
GuyBitchy
Top 10 ways to spell RENOB
plf4
@powerblonde: saying "totes annoying" is even more annoying actually.
MirabelleLabadoozie
Anyone who names their company "Worldwide Pants" is A-O.K.
have you seen him with elle macpherson? also, blake lively is super hot. i've never seen her before.
spotted-dog
@PrincessKashmir: Oh, Princess. Flattery will get you everywhere, and 20 free book copies too. :-)
I love David Letterman. He treats real actors with respect and trashes the Paris Hilton's and Lauren Conrads of the world. : )
barb95
Christ, I would do such bad things to Blake Lively. She wouldn't walk for a month.
Almostbanned
@Aaron Altman: I know I (and your legion of followers) can be flirty, but I mean it with the few remaining sincere fibers of my being: You have an extraordinary talent, the kind of talent that makes me realize why learning to read was a good idea, and someone ought to publish you. (/sincerity -- I know it gets old.)
PrincessKashmir
But the mushmouth!! Why does she always talk like she has a head full of pills?
VanSchmoren
Dave, Dave, Dave.
I've had a crush on you since my teenage years as well. Unfortunately, I don't look like that in a red dress.
*sigh*
Her voice, mannerisms, scrawn always make me think of Anne Coulter.
That is not a good thing.
TillieHarper
Letterman is a long time professional and treats his guests w respect if they deserve it, unlike Rush Linbaugh, who Letterman asked, as they were closing the segment: "Do you ever look in the mirror in the morning and think you're a bag of hot air?"
He just goofed around with her, like all the starlets that come on pitching their wares/work. I saw no undue attention.
BlackXacto
What's her name?
Regards
Torn Cover
Brutus Pechovnik
Yeah, but didja see how he totally iced her out when they cut to commercial break? He didn't even look at her. D-nied!
Wow she is gorgeous! Lucky man Dave. :)
why is her leg so shiny?
flathead
@PrincessKashmir: Princess: I too am sincere when I say, yes, I am truly flattered at the kind things you say, and yes, dammit, I am blushing. :-)
@MirabelleLabadoozie:
saying "saying "totes annoying" is even more annoying actually" is more annoying actually.
Thank you! Finally. Someone had to say it.
regarding the drew barrymore flash dance, what's on the back of her pants???
and yes, why is leg so damn shiny?
pattycakes
@No Day Like Friday:
YOU'RE annoying.
@Almostbanned: I thought it was: She won't shit right for a week?
He's married -- not dead. No harm in flirting.
ManfredCacique
I agree. Anyone who would actually use "totes" wins the most annoying prize.
StandishCadmium
@spotted-dog:
"never...seen...her...before"
incredulous, but envious of your media-free lifestyle
(what are you doing here?)
zoethebitch
Sexual tension that is not so vague. A dress that is not ugly.