Bianca Dye Rebuffs Russell Brand’s Attempt At Seduction

Reet reet reet! Two Day Old News Desk™ here with a story lukewarm off the press – broadcaster and sometime blogger Bianca Dye turned down the advances of comic casanova Russell Brand, and has sensationally revealed some adorably girlish things about the British celebrity.

Reports The Daily Telegraph:

Unlike Teresa Palmer, Bianca Dye has joined a seemingly short list of Aussie women who have not replied to one of Russell Brand’s “Let’s shag” messages. When Brand met Dye backstage after his Enmore Theatre show last week, he went straight in to kiss the social butterfly, who put to shame his bad boy image.

I’m sure you’re asking yourself exactly what it was about the high-haired Russell that happened to turn Bianca off…

“He had candles everywhere and a full range of Dermalogica skin products – not exactly very rock star,” she told Confidential yesterday. “He took my number, then messaged me, saying, ‘Lets keep flirting in my hotel room’ but I didn’t go.

Bianca’s best slam?

“He’s tiny – I could have crushed him in my cleavage.

Zing! Bless you, Bianca Dye.

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