And As He Turned The Corner, We Somehow Knew It Was The Last Time We’d Ever See Him

Seriously, what the fuck is this shit?

Almostbanned

was it me, or did anyone else immediately think this was owen wilson??

@FormerEnglishMajor: Hey! As a 40 yo, I resent being grouped with this d-bag!

Skating barefoot with a wheeled stick, purpetrating cooless: D-bag at any speed.

Skating barefoot: Painful at any speed.

Practicing for his role as the half human/ half killing machine il Terminatoro in the upcoming blockbuster Terminator: O Solo Mio, Matthew McConaughey hones his gondoling skills in Venice, California.

@twoeightnine: But he is barefoot, so maybe it is him after all.

I want both his life and his body.

fuzzywhat

You people need to leave Manhattan once and a while.

He is practicing stand-up paddleboarding.

joshuaheard

I want to move to Malibu - so I can go skateboarding with the stick with little wheels on the end.

@dirtyperty: yes but for some reason we heartily claim Kelly Clarkson :p

McConaughey Sails Asphalt Ocean Seeking Fame, Fortune, and Munchies

All I can think of is :

Toes = Ground Hamburger

RealTomatoKetchup

McConaughey Sails the Asphalt Ocean Blue Steel

Nice kickstand.

Il gondoliere di Malibu

RubyCeto

For a stoner dude he's well kept and nicely dressed. Keep the posts coming.

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

URT=Unsighted Rapid Transit

nickcarroway

@DahlELama: Ha!

@FormerEnglishMajor: If you're riding it with a wheeled cane, it's a dud at any age.

@CedricCabal: You know I thought the same thing at first glance....hmmm....

@Bo_Thunder: Right..lol.

LOL...I REALLY need to smoke with this dude!

Skateboarding cane? Damn you, baby boomers.

Matthew, if you aren't good enough to ride a skateboard without whatever that stick-w/wheels-on-it thing is, then you should probably also wear some shoes.

As the Buddha said..."How can you sail, with no wind?"

Wake up America, this is the future of transportation!

Together we can all BEAT this Global Warming thingie!

What's going on with the middle finger on his right hand?

Matthew is Going Green and Getting An Early Start To Bonnaroo

Banjo-Sea Kitten

Wouldn't this be more challenging if he were on a hill?

FrankGoodness

Forty is the new Twelve!

WindowSeat

What's next a hacky-sack attached to a wrist lanyard?

Spirit Fingers

Another natasha richardson waiting to happen.

El_Gato

This is the only time anyone will ever see Matthew McConaughey wearing TWO shirts.

spallderman

McConaughey Keeps Lance-Arm Strong for Special Occasions

@kellysaid: Matt doing an Owen Wilson impersonation methinks!

@undefined: M&M is actually Groundoliering. Grooooooovy. I like totally made it up, man.

The 'Tard of Dogtown

They Paved Paradise, So Can't You Just Fucking Walk?

@Aaron Altman: Is that a Wizard reference or just an existential lament?

I have no snark, just jealousy because, looking at that picture, his life simply looks a lot more fun than mine.

"Which way to Venice Beach?"

He's mastered the art of color coordination.

MangoKitten

California!

This seemed like such a good idea, like 3 spliffs ago.

When you're balding and over 40, riding the skateboard barefoot is less "Dude!" and more "Dud".

that is obviously Owen Wilson not Matthew. What are you guys doing!?

CedricCabal

Actor Invents Cool New Skateboard-Steering Device... For the 17th Time

Skateboarding for the elderly.

Grommit

Banjo-Sea Kitten

@Shamoononon is tired: Oh, never mind, I clicked the Mathew McConaughey tag.

Where the Sidewalk Ends

@Artur Van Asinine: Feels.

"Great Idea!" Says Scott MacIntyre from American Idol.

...and three batches of pot brownies later, X-Games skate polo was born

Flatfooted and Fleet of Wheel, Matthew feel's he "Owens" the Road.

Actually, I don't mind Mathew McConaughey, but why the sudden downpour of Posts about him?

He's wearing a shirt, it's gotta be Wilson.

What kind of "Dad" has time to do this?

Being from Texas, I don't acknowledge that he claims to be from Texas, like Bush. He's too much of an embarrassment.

dirtyperty

Is it just me or is that Owen Wilson?

kellysaid

"If a douche bag had legs"

How to Bruise a Thigh in 10 Days

DahlELama

Dazed and Confused Fool Is Bowled, Fails To Munch, Loses High in 10 Minutes

What?

why's he making owen wilson lips? to further cause me to cream my pants?
thanks richard - lovely!

pattycakes

"Oh, dangit, I forgot to take my shirt off."

DahlELama

Training wheels?

Definitely McBongo. Prettiest feet in Hollywood.

ToniaAntiphus

Oh look, a Venician (CA) Gondoleer!

Quick Harry, take a picchur!

@phlox✔: guffaw!

Oh look -- I was on El Matador beach a couple of years ago with a couple of strangers, and we ran into him. He was such a nice guy!

Then I went up to the parking lot with these other people, and they were like: "Hey! You didn't Know who That Was?"

I just said: "Well hell, you don't think I go to see movies like that, do you?"

And I rest my case.

alorsenfants

If I were his mother I'd scream "Where are your shoes?! Do you want to lose a toenail!"

That is just creepy

Bowildhax

alright, alright... alright?

McConaughy Returns to Work After DUI Conviction

Matthew McConaughey or Owen Wilson post rhinoplasty.

I vote Owen 'ShovelNose' Wilson.

But no - he isn't built like this and he's got sticklegs.

I guess is it BongoBoi.

"I gotta hurry...the rest of the paps are two blocks away!!"

SarasvatiChautauqua

"Oh man, this "Gondolier" franchise is gonna be my 'Driving Miss Daisy'!"

OneWag

whadda homo