Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Music

The Bass Leaving Australia? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

1:58PM Jess McGuire | Two Day Old News Desk™ here with some terrible news for all the fans of The Bass out there – she might be leaving Australia! Which means she won’t be everywhere we turn, glaring at us with her adorably terrifying eyes and forcing people to dance for their lives! NO! More »
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Bec Cartwright-Hewitt Is Not Having An Affair With Her Brother

12:57PM Jess McGuire | You’ve got to hand it to the kids over at New Idea – when they mess up, they do so in spectacular and wonderful style. Take for instance their latest scoop regarding the dire state of the Cartwright-Hewitt marriage. Bec spotted with a man! Bec obviously lonely! Bec having an affair! Except, erm, the dude in the photos published by the overly excitable magazine happened to be her brother… More »
Music

Possible Reasons Why Delta Didn’t Sing The National Anthem At The Grand Prix

10:55AM Jess McGuire | The gossip rags have turned against Our Delta (well, as much as they’re willing to) and have begun questioning why she announced she was too ill to perform at the Grand Prix, but somehow ended up hanging out with me at The Corner Hotel before shaking her groove thing at a nightclub in Melbourne. What gives? More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day

9:00AM Jess McGuire | Sweet lord, I am so happy to have found the opening titles to Secret Valley on YouTube! Watching that show is one of the first things I remember about moving to Australia from Jakarta, and I can vividly recall an episode where someone trapped a fart in a jar. Magical childrens television! More »
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How Twitter Saved The Celebrity P.R.

8:22AM Owen Thomas | Blogs, Facebook, and Twitter were supposed to liberate famous people from old-media gatekeepers. But John Mayer, Courtney Love, and others are teaching us that public figures are terrible at shaping their own image. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Fat Women Need Bachelors Too

2:30AM Richard | Movies get directors, and they also get Matthew McConaughey. The Office actors just got rich, and fat people just got validated, in glorious reality show form. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Which Two Actresses Can Always Bond Over Cocaine?

12:51AM Richard | Today we have an actor hooking up two with not-so-lovely lasses, two actress friends who like to do coke together… a lot, a teen doin’ it with a 50-year-old, and a flailing singer. More »