Monday, March 23, 2009
People
1:39PM Jess McGuire | Portia De Rossi is really starting to worm her way into my heart by way of increasingly adorable footage on YouTube. Sure, you might think she’s brilliant when it comes to comedy due to her portrayal of Lindsay Bluth Fünke in Arrested Development, but me? I’m won over by her thoughtful public service announcement about the pain her gay wedding caused Proposition 8 supporters.
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Mandy Rogers Is Quite The Comic Wonder
1:39PM Jess McGuire | Portia De Rossi is really starting to worm her way into my heart by way of increasingly adorable footage on YouTube. Sure, you might think she’s brilliant when it comes to comedy due to her portrayal of Lindsay Bluth Fünke in Arrested Development, but me? I’m won over by her thoughtful public service announcement about the pain her gay wedding caused Proposition 8 supporters.
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Music
11:40AM Jess McGuire | My friend Nerida sent me the following story, cheekily adding “Chimps aren’t all bad” – yes, it seems my hatred of chimpanzees is known far and wide – and I found it amusing. Katy Perry, the pop star I find extremely irritating and yet the lass who delivered one of the best songs of last year to the charts (kills me to say that) was recently urinated upon by a chimpanzee.
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Katy Perry’s Golden Shower
11:40AM Jess McGuire | My friend Nerida sent me the following story, cheekily adding “Chimps aren’t all bad” – yes, it seems my hatred of chimpanzees is known far and wide – and I found it amusing. Katy Perry, the pop star I find extremely irritating and yet the lass who delivered one of the best songs of last year to the charts (kills me to say that) was recently urinated upon by a chimpanzee.
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Flotsam & Jetsam
10:45AM Jess McGuire | Readers who were frightened last week by Defarnham Australia’s feverish obsession with Whispering Jack may raise an eyebrow when they view the following clip of Jimmy Barnes belting out When Your Love Is Gone, but they can rest easy – it’s not Barnesy Appreciation Week, it’s just something I stumbled across on YouTube and it tickled me.
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YouTube Clip Of The Day
10:45AM Jess McGuire | Readers who were frightened last week by Defarnham Australia’s feverish obsession with Whispering Jack may raise an eyebrow when they view the following clip of Jimmy Barnes belting out When Your Love Is Gone, but they can rest easy – it’s not Barnesy Appreciation Week, it’s just something I stumbled across on YouTube and it tickled me.
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Music
9:33AM Jess McGuire | Lily Allen’s ex boyfriends must be awkwardly tugging at their collars right now and insisting the pop star couldn’t possibly be referring to them when she says that her former lovers have a lot to learn when it comes to pleasing a lady in the bedroom.
Lily Allen thinks men need to learn about “female pleasure”.
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Lily Allen Not Impressed By Bedroom Prowess Of Former Lovers
9:33AM Jess McGuire | Lily Allen’s ex boyfriends must be awkwardly tugging at their collars right now and insisting the pop star couldn’t possibly be referring to them when she says that her former lovers have a lot to learn when it comes to pleasing a lady in the bedroom.
Lily Allen thinks men need to learn about “female pleasure”.
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Small Screen
8:33AM Jess McGuire | Are you one of the few people on the planet who’d actively celebrate news that the woman cleverly nicknamed The Body (by fans of, erm, her body) had decided to turn her perfectly manicured hand to acting once more? You’re crazy, but you’re in luck.
Supermodel Elle Macpherson is restarting her acting career starring in a new TV drama.
TV drama? This can only end well, and with Emmy nods.
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Good News For Fans Of Elle Macpherson’s Acting Career!
8:33AM Jess McGuire | Are you one of the few people on the planet who’d actively celebrate news that the woman cleverly nicknamed The Body (by fans of, erm, her body) had decided to turn her perfectly manicured hand to acting once more? You’re crazy, but you’re in luck.
Supermodel Elle Macpherson is restarting her acting career starring in a new TV drama.
TV drama? This can only end well, and with Emmy nods.
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People
Diablo Cody Posse Craves, Hates Your Attention
8:02AM Ryan Tate | Diablo Cody and her Hollywood gal-pals cooperated on today’s self-consciously sexy New York Times profile. Odd, then, that they complained people pay too much attention to their looks. More »
Big Screen
Sean Penn Wanted To Be Cut From Film Because He Loves Iran So
4:00AM Richard | Sean Penn is in bed with the ayatollahs, as everyone, but especially the New York Post, knows. He loves evil Iranians so much that he had himself cut from a movie which depicted them negatively. More »
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