Wednesday, March 18, 2009
People
4:11PM Kym Weathersten | Hmmm, is it wrong that I found news that a forensic anatomist has supported Pauline Hanson’s claims she is not the woman in the nude photos published by one of the Sunday papers over the weekend disappointing? Because I do. More »
Expert Declares Pauline Hanson Didn’t Get Naked For Saucy Photographs
4:11PM Kym Weathersten | Hmmm, is it wrong that I found news that a forensic anatomist has supported Pauline Hanson’s claims she is not the woman in the nude photos published by one of the Sunday papers over the weekend disappointing? Because I do. More » 
Flotsam & Jetsam
4:01PM Kym Weathersten | The Farnham love refuses to die here on Defamer Australia, and kudos to all of you for searching out amazing Farnesy related clips to watch on YouTube.
Here’s something that wonderful and extremely good looking reader Shannon sent in, describing it as “the holy trinity of music trivia, featuring Farnsey…” More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
4:01PM Kym Weathersten | The Farnham love refuses to die here on Defamer Australia, and kudos to all of you for searching out amazing Farnesy related clips to watch on YouTube.
Here’s something that wonderful and extremely good looking reader Shannon sent in, describing it as “the holy trinity of music trivia, featuring Farnsey…” More »
People
‘Vigil’ For Natasha Richardson In New York
2:22PM Ryan Tate | Natasha Richardson completed her flight from Canada to New York, and then apparently to Lenox Hill Hospital amid fresh reports the Tony-award-winning actress is brain dead and family are saying goodbye. More »
People
11:55AM Jess McGuire | The other day I was reading the papers, and I was struck by a brilliant idea. What if instead of simply waiting until (I MEAN ‘WAITING TO SEE IF’!) Lara Bingle and Michael Clarke break up and reporting on that cataclysmic event as it actually unfolds, I constantly monitor their relationship via the tabloids and once a week I’ll alert you to the status of their relationship? More »
Bingle’N'Pup Watch: An Exciting New Defamer Australia Initiative
11:55AM Jess McGuire | The other day I was reading the papers, and I was struck by a brilliant idea. What if instead of simply waiting until (I MEAN ‘WAITING TO SEE IF’!) Lara Bingle and Michael Clarke break up and reporting on that cataclysmic event as it actually unfolds, I constantly monitor their relationship via the tabloids and once a week I’ll alert you to the status of their relationship? More »
People
10:44AM Jess McGuire | Not only are the Daily Telegraph giggling through their fingers over the fact an out lesbian (oh, Ruby Rose! It’s been an awfully long time since I’ve been able to type your gorgeous Veronicas-sexuality-confusing name on here!) was chosen to announce the short list for the highly prestigious Cleo Bachelor Of The Year competition, but they’re practically giddy due to one of the gentlemen included in the aforementioned collection of names refusing to declare his distaste for smoking pole. More »
Wait, Are They Saying Axle Whitehead Is ‘A Gay’?
10:44AM Jess McGuire | Not only are the Daily Telegraph giggling through their fingers over the fact an out lesbian (oh, Ruby Rose! It’s been an awfully long time since I’ve been able to type your gorgeous Veronicas-sexuality-confusing name on here!) was chosen to announce the short list for the highly prestigious Cleo Bachelor Of The Year competition, but they’re practically giddy due to one of the gentlemen included in the aforementioned collection of names refusing to declare his distaste for smoking pole. More »
People
9:43AM Jess McGuire | Wow, when it comes to news stories featuring bodily fluids, we (by way of the hilarious legendary journalists over at Female First) are really delivering this week! Yesterday we learned of George Clooney’s refusal to allow PETA to produce tofu flavoured by sweat from his gym towel, and today we discover that the singer responsible for the gorgeous ballad Hometown Glory is willing to offload bottles of her piss for you… for a price. More »
Pop Star Adele Wants To Sell You Her Piss
9:43AM Jess McGuire | Wow, when it comes to news stories featuring bodily fluids, we (by way of the hilarious legendary journalists over at Female First) are really delivering this week! Yesterday we learned of George Clooney’s refusal to allow PETA to produce tofu flavoured by sweat from his gym towel, and today we discover that the singer responsible for the gorgeous ballad Hometown Glory is willing to offload bottles of her piss for you… for a price. More »
Music
8:02AM Jess McGuire | It would be absolutely terrible of me to carry on as though the only exciting collaboration in recent times between an Australian pop star who had a feathery mullet in their hey day and an internationally famous band who have sold a gazillion records is the one that resulted in a powerful rendition of You’re The Voice over the weekend delivered by Big JF and the Mister Paltrow All Stars. More »
Kylie Minogue & The Wiggles – Together At Last!
8:02AM Jess McGuire | It would be absolutely terrible of me to carry on as though the only exciting collaboration in recent times between an Australian pop star who had a feathery mullet in their hey day and an internationally famous band who have sold a gazillion records is the one that resulted in a powerful rendition of You’re The Voice over the weekend delivered by Big JF and the Mister Paltrow All Stars. More » 