Thursday, March 5, 2009
People
Chris Brown Leaked Rihanna Reunion News, Reportedly
11:31PM Ryan Tate | After reportedly beating his girlfriend Rihanna, Chris Brown hired crisis flacks and went into spin mode: The singer apologised, took anger-management classes and spread word Rihanna was culpable. But his reputation needed more help. More »
People
1:32PM Jess McGuire | I put it to you, dear Defamer Australia readers, that despite how this video describes itself on YouTube, it is not the official video clip for the Australian Idol winner’s debut solo single.
Speaking of Wes Carr, I am hanging out with him this afternoon. No, really. I don’t particularly understand why. He is in town and I have been summonsed to Sony Music HQ. Perhaps I charmed him with my talk of him looking deceptively like Jesus H. Christ? Anyway. He seemed very nice when I chatted to him last, so for once I don’t actually mind missing out on today’s installment of rubbish arvo telly. If you can suggest some questions or things to say to Wesley Carr when we chillax and shoot the breeze, do let me know. I’ll bring a dictaphone and see if I can finally make him perform Sex On Fire for me. More »
So This Is The Official Wes Carr Video Clip, Eh?
1:32PM Jess McGuire | I put it to you, dear Defamer Australia readers, that despite how this video describes itself on YouTube, it is not the official video clip for the Australian Idol winner’s debut solo single.
Speaking of Wes Carr, I am hanging out with him this afternoon. No, really. I don’t particularly understand why. He is in town and I have been summonsed to Sony Music HQ. Perhaps I charmed him with my talk of him looking deceptively like Jesus H. Christ? Anyway. He seemed very nice when I chatted to him last, so for once I don’t actually mind missing out on today’s installment of rubbish arvo telly. If you can suggest some questions or things to say to Wesley Carr when we chillax and shoot the breeze, do let me know. I’ll bring a dictaphone and see if I can finally make him perform Sex On Fire for me. More »
People
12:27PM Jess McGuire | I really don’t know what to say about this, except HUSH UP, KANYE WEST.
Kanye West’s “greatest pain in life” is not being able to watch himself perform because he is “God’s vessel”. The ‘Stronger’ rapper believes he has been chosen to have such superior musical ability and his only regret is being unable to see himself on stage.
He said: “God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God’s vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”
Think “This here’s some Benjamin Button’s shit!”, think “This here’s some Benjamin Button’s shit”…
On the upside, Kanye regrets his previously homophobic attitude to The Gays.
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More From The “Please Shut Up, Kanye” Files
12:27PM Jess McGuire | I really don’t know what to say about this, except HUSH UP, KANYE WEST.
Kanye West’s “greatest pain in life” is not being able to watch himself perform because he is “God’s vessel”. The ‘Stronger’ rapper believes he has been chosen to have such superior musical ability and his only regret is being unable to see himself on stage.
He said: “God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God’s vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”
Think “This here’s some Benjamin Button’s shit!”, think “This here’s some Benjamin Button’s shit”…
On the upside, Kanye regrets his previously homophobic attitude to The Gays.
More »
People
11:27AM Jess McGuire | You know why there’s no cure for cancer or AIDS yet? Because the world’s best scientists are either working at the Ponds Institute, or doing stuff like this.
Kylie Minogue is known to have the best posterior in tinsel town, and now it has even been proven scientifically. Dr. David Holmes, a psychologist, has come up with a formula to find out what makes Kylies backside so bootylicious, and discover which celebs have got those great curves.
This is real, people. This is not a drill. More »
Scientists Prove Beyond Doubt That Our Kylie Has The Best Arse In The World
11:27AM Jess McGuire | You know why there’s no cure for cancer or AIDS yet? Because the world’s best scientists are either working at the Ponds Institute, or doing stuff like this.
Kylie Minogue is known to have the best posterior in tinsel town, and now it has even been proven scientifically. Dr. David Holmes, a psychologist, has come up with a formula to find out what makes Kylies backside so bootylicious, and discover which celebs have got those great curves.
This is real, people. This is not a drill. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
10:21AM Jess McGuire | Dudes, I have no idea what’s going on with this video because I am a bit flustered today, but it is apparently “quite popular” on the interwebs, so here you go. Enjoy. The guy talking sounds like Barry White, and the comments on YouTube appear to be all in favour of this lady’s floating booty, so perhaps we’ll all be inspired to purchase little trampolines for our home and record footage of ourselves bouncing on it.
Suggestions for Clip Of The Day to the usual address, please. PLEASE. More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
10:21AM Jess McGuire | Dudes, I have no idea what’s going on with this video because I am a bit flustered today, but it is apparently “quite popular” on the interwebs, so here you go. Enjoy. The guy talking sounds like Barry White, and the comments on YouTube appear to be all in favour of this lady’s floating booty, so perhaps we’ll all be inspired to purchase little trampolines for our home and record footage of ourselves bouncing on it.
Suggestions for Clip Of The Day to the usual address, please. PLEASE. More »
People
9:09AM Jess McGuire | Crikey linked to this men.style.com interview with Christopher Walken, and I enjoyed it very much. And because we’ve got that kind of giving, caring, sharing relationship, I wanted to let you in on it in case the existence of this chit-chat gold had passed you by.
The entire thing is informative, but allow me to give you the highlight. More cowbell? Why not.
Q: A lot of guys my age are obsessed with your “More cowbell” routine from Saturday Night Live.
A: I was eating in a restaurant in Singapore, and an Asian couple was at the next table, and the guy turned to me and he said, “Chris, you know what this salad needs?” I said, “What?” He said, “More cowbell.”
And this is why the world loves Christopher Walken. This, and his mad dancing skills in Fat Boy Slim video clips.
MORE: Christopher Walken Uncut More »
Here Is An Excellent Christopher Walken Interview
9:09AM Jess McGuire | Crikey linked to this men.style.com interview with Christopher Walken, and I enjoyed it very much. And because we’ve got that kind of giving, caring, sharing relationship, I wanted to let you in on it in case the existence of this chit-chat gold had passed you by.
The entire thing is informative, but allow me to give you the highlight. More cowbell? Why not.
Q: A lot of guys my age are obsessed with your “More cowbell” routine from Saturday Night Live.
A: I was eating in a restaurant in Singapore, and an Asian couple was at the next table, and the guy turned to me and he said, “Chris, you know what this salad needs?” I said, “What?” He said, “More cowbell.”
And this is why the world loves Christopher Walken. This, and his mad dancing skills in Fat Boy Slim video clips.
MORE: Christopher Walken Uncut More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Hollywood’s Cracking Ego Economy
8:29AM Defamer Hollywood | So Jennifer Aniston spent £40,000 on a haircut. More accurately, Fox paid for it. These celebrity extravagances makes the Hollywood ecosystem run, but with the economy crumbling, they are beginning to ask why. More »
Big Screen
Public Enemies Makes Us Want to Shoot Bankers, Too
8:19AM Defamer Hollywood | Everyone’s mad at the banks these days, because they’ve robbed us blind, and now they’re holding their hands out wanting some more, please. So it’s a perfect time for Johnny Depp as bank-robber John Dillinger. More »
People
Hoofing It
6:33AM Defamer Hollywood | [Robert Pattinson, the Twilight star who Tina Fey mistook for the Devil, runs away in LA; image via Bauer-Griffin] More »
Small Screen
