‘What What (In the Butt): The Movie’ Inching Towards Reality

19,864,151 Samwell fans simply cannot get enough of his smash hit “What What (in the Butt)”, some even feeling the infectious dance-ode to proposed anal penetration could be fleshed out into a feature-length film.

Well, hold on to your what-whats, because according to this “What’s New with Samwell?” YouTube interview, What What (In the Butt): The Movie could soon fill the urban-comedy hole left in cineplexes between Madea adventures. (Indeed, we think Tyler Perry’s What What (in the Butt) makes a far more logical casting scenario than the interviewer’s suggestion of Leo DiCaprio.) Of course, lifelong “Butt” fan Johnny Depp—who, as Samwell tells it, loves the song so much co-star Marion Cotillard lured the artist to the set for a command performance—could probably spin the material into further career gold, with Tim Burton’s help turning the reluctant bottom into another classic fairytale outsider. Like Edward Scissorhand, except with stuff going up his butt.

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