Oh God, Is Michael Lohan STILL Sooking About Samantha Ronson Hooking Up With His Daughter?
Can’t Michael Ronson see how damn happy Lindsay Lohan is with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson (and also, MySpace)? Why does he have to try and shit all over their love with stupid rants on his “online blog posting“?
“After seeing promise and thanking God for Lindsay’s freedom from SaMANtha’s bondage, I see now, that since SaMANtha has once again, weaseled her way back into Lindsay’s life, things have taken a dark turn,” the 48-year-old father wrote, breakingnews.ie reported.
What is most disturbing about the above paragraph is not that Michael Lohan, a man who claims to want his eldest daughter back in his life, seems completely incapable of honouring said daughter’s wishes that he refrain from talking to the press about her and slagging off the woman she loves (although that’s pretty bad – when is he going to figure out he needs to shut the hell up?), but the fact he appears to have turned into Perez Hilton.
That whole SaMANtha schtick Perez started is tedious in the extreme at the best of times (do you get it? She’s kinda butch! Like a MAN! And her name contains the letters M-A-N so if he capitalises them, he’s really making a witty comment about what an ugly bull dyke she is! HAHAHAHA IT’S JUST SO CLEVER! WOMEN ARE SHIT!). If Michael Lohan thinks adopting it will endear him in any way to his estranged daughter, he must be borderline retarded.
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Thank you, thank you, for your continued level-headedness about Lohan and Ronson. Voice of reason, compassion, and humor, in the midst of the worst examples of greedy tabloid BS I can remember. Too bad Michael Lohan insists on being the worst of the worst. I’d say he’s Lohan’s number one problem–I can’t imagine growing up with a father like that.