Madonna Introduces Her Own Personal Jesus

By Kyle Buchanan on February 3, 2009 at 4:39 AM

What kind of post-divorce boytoy do you get for the female superstar who’s had them all? In Madonna’s case, you go straight to Jesus (reinvented—as is her wont—as 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz).


Leaving aside the strange biblical and Oedipal overtones of this match, Madonna and Jesus’ date at a New York steakhouse (they’re pictured leaving it here) is said to be the new pair’s first public outing. Has A-Rod been benched? Is an inconsolable Guy Ritchie coping by watching TV and snorting non-macrobiotic pixie sticks? No word, yet, from Madonna’s self-contradicting flack Liz Rosenberg; still, we’re rooting for the dynamic duo, if only to give us the weird, fanfictiony Bible romance it had been previously sacrilegious to ’ship for.

[Photo Credit: Splash News]

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