Ludacris Sets Martha Stewart’s Rapper Relations Back 20 Years

Snoop Dogg’s historic appearance last year on Martha was thought to finally shatter the barrier between hip-hop icons and potato-mashing domestic heroism. Alas, as Ludacris discovered today, that was not change we can believe in.

Instead, Martha Stewart ambushed the rapper/actor during an ill-fated crafts session, impugning his name and gleefully tugging the “bling” on his ear. Unable to build any rappizzle with Martha, and unable to retreat for cognac as Snoop so cleverly did last fall, Ludacris instead shuffled through his origami indignity with what class and pride remained. Expect a Martha cooling-off period from here, followed by a critical Rice Krispie-treat summit with Lil Wayne sometime this summer.

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