Lily, Can You Read Me? Lily, Can You See Me? Lily, Can You Find Me In The NIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?

Fact: every Lily Allen fan in the world is going to be starting and/or updating a blog with Lily Allen related material tonight, because the British pop star has revealed to Cameron Adams that she has a Google Blog alert set for her name, and reads everything that comes through.

Lily Allen Googles herself. Daily. “I’ve got a Google blog alert on myself, and a Google news alert,” the UK singer says. “I read it all. I check it every day to see what’s going on. Also if there’s anyone to sue, I’ll forward it on to my lawyer.”

Lily, doing that every day will drive you mad.

Also, hi!

(waves madly)

And it turns out we can blame jizz-flinging Perez Hilton for things being a little quiet on the Lily Allen MySpazz blog front.

Her cyber enemy Perez Hilton – who she describes as a “bully” – posts her out-of-context comments globally in seconds, provoking people to believe she’s courting controversy rather than just doing interviews.

Still, at least Perez’s mind-bogglingly hatefulness gives Lily and Samantha Ronson something to chat about whenever they catch up.

Finally, when it comes to the Katy Perry versus Lily Allen battle, Defamer Australia is firmly Team Allen (even if we do reluctantly enjoy Hot N Cold).

When the subject of Katy Perry – who called herself “a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen” – is raised, the minder bluntly steps in to shoo off the question, despite the singer being happy to answer it.

“She said something malicious and nasty and I just said something back,” Allen says. “Which is perfectly fair. I don’t really have a view on her. I’m not into her music.”

Allen also claimed Perry was signed as a safer version of herself, and questioned Perry’s songwriting skills. “She writes her own songs but with Cathy Dennis, who happens to be one of the best topline songwriters in the world. She’s very lucky to have her on her side.”

EXACTLY. Cathy Dennis is a fucking pop genius who is responsible for tracks like Can’t Get You Out Of My Head and Toxic, for pity’s sake. If you can somehow end up in a room with her and fuck up the song writing process, you deserve a punch in the throat.

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