How Many Hoo-Haas Can You See?
You know what? I don’t care what Natalie Bassingthwaighte was on when she was chatting to Rove last night, I just know that I wants to get me some of that! I honestly think she’s my favourite person on television right now, because the intoxicating mix of fear and fury in her eyes combined with a thousand watt grin is just about the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen on the small screen.
Add to that the fact she drops in quotes like “How many hoo-haas can you see?” when describing the quest to count accidental mid-routine vadge flashes on So You Think You Can Dance? and I am almost – almost – ready to let go of the whole Facebook snub thing.
DID YOU KNOW! That Natalie Bassingthwaighte is so goddamn popular on Facebook, she’s had to create a second account under the name Nat Bassingthwaighte? It’s true! That’s why she became friends with herself! I like to think her incredible Facebook popularity is due to Defamer Australia’s obsessive and constant coverage of her every move on BassBook, and I do hope that one day she rewards me appropriately. I will accept a Facebook personalised wall comment, or an interview.
THE CHOICE IS YOURS, THE BASS.
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You sound about as desperate as bassingthwaite herself to be famous for whatever genre works for her, the little starlet that she is! Snicker snicker snicker.
your bassbook updates are about the only thing that makes my life worth living.
never stop.
i agree one million percent
dunno if you’ve seen this..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3zMxWYz7qs
LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3zMxWYz7qs