Happy Endings Offered to Disney, Warners Execs

By Seth on February 11, 2009 at 8:25 AM

The Age of the Easily Expensed Job-Perk (Assistant: “You want me to submit a receipt that says, ‘Lunch with hooker Ratner?’” Agent: “Yeah, that’s fine. Throw ‘er in there with the rest…”) are long over.

That’s why we at Defamer are always eager to pass along cost-efficient, stress-reducing services geared towards Hollywood’s hardworking and high-powered men (and sometimes women, but not today, sorry girls). Look no further, pent-up-eroonies!

NOONER b/j !!!!!!!!!!!!! – 49 (bURBANK)
Reply to: redacted
Date: 2009-02-10, 11:49AM PST

Any Warner Brothers or Disney Execs
up for an AWESOME blow job this afternoon!?!?!?
I am on my knees to please sirs.
lets do it!!!!!!!!!!!!
You deserve it NOW!

Perhaps this could be the perfect opportunity to commemorate the DreamWorks/Disney distribution deal, with representatives from each studio—one in mouse ears, the other holding a fishing rod—availing themselves simultaneously of the Craigslist poster’s services in a symbolic coming together as one.

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