Fifi’s Box Is On The Market!

The sensitive folks over at the Daily Telegraph have noticed a disturbing pattern… three remotely famous Australian women have broken up with their partners in recent months!

Fifi Box should have a drink with Sonia Kruger and Ricki-Lee Coulter. The TV and radio personality is the latest in a long line of high-profile women recently to split from their partners due to their booming careers.

Remember those golden times of yesteryear when bitches knew their place – sitting prettily and giggling at the jokes of ordinary looking male television hosts before nicking off back to the house to ensure tea was on the table when their special guy arrived home?

Breaking up with manager boyfriend Tony Woods, Box’s reasons were eerily similar to those of Kruger and Coulter, when they broke up with partners James Davis and Jamie Babbington.

“There are no other parties, we want to be together but we just physically can’t be at the moment,” she said.

I’m just throwing this out there as an idea, and maybe I’m wrong, but perhaps – just perhaps – Ricki-Lee, Sonia Kruger, and Fifi Box decided that putting the real reason they ended things with their long term partner in a press release for the hacks of the nation might not be the best idea?

Imagine that! Celebrities ending their relationships and then allowing their publicists to talk openly and frankly with the media as to why things didn’t work out.

“[REDACTED] will look back on her time with [REDACTED] fondly, sure. But the truth is, she was banging her personal trainer for the past two years, and a recent pregnancy scare made her realise things couldn’t go on like this forever.”

“[REDACTED] regrets the way things turned out, but there were no other parties involved. Given that [REDACTED] was about as libidinous as a cadaver, especially toward the end of the relationship, she would be incredibly surprised if he managed to rise to the occasion with a mistress.”

Etc.

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